Americans -- Europe -- Fiction; Cape Cod (Mass.) -- Fiction
“Everything looks as if it has been swept and dusted,” declared Hephzy.
“There aren't any waste places at all. What do they do with their spare
land?”
“They haven't any,” I answered. “Land is too valuable to waste. There's
another thatched roof. It looks like those in the pictures, doesn't it.”
Hephzy nodded. “Just exactly,” she said. “Everything looks like the
pictures. I feel as if I'd seen it all before. If that engine didn't
toot so much like a tin whistle I should almost think it was a picture.
But it isn't--it isn't; it's real, and you and I are part of it.”
We dined on the train. Night came and our window-pictures changed
to glimpses of flashing lights interspersed with shadowy blotches of
darkness. At length the lights became more and more frequent and began
to string out in long lines marking suburban streets. Then the little
locomotive tooted its tin whistle frantically and we rolled slowly under
a great train shed--Paddington Station and London itself.
Amid the crowd on the platform Hephzy and I stood, two lone wanderers
not exactly sure what we should do next. About us the busy crowd jostled
and pushed. Relatives met relatives and fathers and mothers met sons and
daughters returning home after long separations. No one met us, no
one was interested in us at all, except the porters and the cabmen.
I selected a red-faced chunky porter who was a decidedly able person,
apparently capable of managing anything except the letter h. The
acrobatics which he performed with that defenceless consonant were
marvelous. I have said that I selected him; that he selected me would be
nearer the truth.
“Cab, sir. Yes, sir, thank you, sir,” he said. “Leave that to me, sir.
Will you 'ave a fourwheeler or a hordinary cab, sir?”
I wasn't exactly certain what a fourwheeler might be. I had read about
them often enough, but I had never seen one pictured and properly
labeled. For the matter of that, all the vehicles in sight appeared to
have four wheels. So I said, at a venture, that I thought an ordinary
cab would do.
“Yes, sir; 'ere you are, sir. Your boxes are in the luggage van, I
suppose, sir.”
I took it for granted he meant my trunks and those were in what I, in my
ignorance, would have called a baggage car:
“Yes, sir,” said the porter. “If the lidy will be good enough to wait
'ere, sir, you and I will go hafter the boxes, sir.”
Cautioning Hephzy not to stir from her moorings on any account I
followed my guide to the “luggage van.” This crowded car disgorged
our two steamer trunks and, my particular porter having corraled a
fellow-craftsman to help him, the trunks were dragged to the waiting
cab.
I found Hephzy waiting, outwardly calm, but inwardly excited.
“I saw one at last,” she declared. “I'd about come to believe there
wasn't such a thing, but there is; I just saw one.”
“One--what?” I asked, puzzled.
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