Feminist fiction, Australian; Sex role -- Fiction; Short stories, Australian; Women -- Fiction
She gets up and shuts the doors; he roars at her and tries to rise, but
his knees fail him; he sinks back into the chair and begins to swear.
She knits away, and commences in Norwegian a sing-song recitative like
the drowsy buzz of a fly on a pane.
"Yesterday we had a bazaar, a bazaar in the school-house,--a bazaar for
the poor black heathens in Africa, for the poor black heathens lost in
the darkness of unbelief, and ignorant of the saving of the Lamb. Oh,
it was a blessed work!"
A savage roar from him; but she goes on unheeding with her narrative:--
"And there were tables, with lots of things to be sold; and there were
tables with refreshments; and there were wreaths and flags upon the
walls, and godly texts and paper roses, yellow and red."
She draws out each word to spin the yarn longer, and he curses her for
a Jezebel and foams with rage, and she sips her cognac with a deeper
droop of eyelid and slower click of needle, and proceeds with her
tale:--
"And we had hymns, and the kapelan [curate] played the harmonium; and
then he held a little edifying discourse, and the school children sang,
and Marie had to hand round refreshments, and oh it was a rousing day!
And there was Frue[1] Magistrate Holmsen, and Frue Assessor Schwartz,
and Frue Custom-House Chief's lady and her sister Fröken Dase, she of
the long nose and pinched waist, and her engaged the Candidat. And
there was Frue Doctor Barthelsen, and Frue General-Dealer Steen and
daughter, with a high frill to hide the evils in her neck, and Frue
Insurance Agent--"
[Footnote 1: The title "Frue" is properly borne by the wives of
officials, but all the professional men's wives bear it. "Madam"
is used by the small shopkeepers or lower burgher class, but the
distinction is dying out. A Frue's daughter is Fröken; Madam's
Jeomfrue.]
She dodges a glass adroitly, and raises her voice to drown his shriek
of what the merry devil she means.
"Insurance Agent Hansen, and the Kaptein of the 'Sea Gull'--S-s-s,
you be quiet, Marie tell you tale. There was M'am Sörensen and fat
M'am Larsen,--she's going to have her twelfth, and Larsen only third
mate,--and M'am Johnsen and all the young gentlemen and ladies, and oh
it was a glorious sight!"
She starts a key higher, for he is purple with fury and exertion,--
"And, and we had coffee two-pence a cup, and chocolade [with a
long-drawn stress on the 'lade'] and Brus-selzers and lemonade and
fruit juice and temperance beer--No, no! you be quiet, Marie tell tale!"
He is struggling till the veins stand in cords to get out of his chair,
but in vain; he points to his glass in desperation. She refills it and
her own.
"Yes, temperance beer, a penny a glass; and we had white bread and
brown bread and currant buns and Berlin kringels and ginger-nuts and
little cakes with hundreds and thousands on top! And oh it was grand!"
She is yelling louder and louder, and he is swearing deeper, and the
battle shows no signs of ceasing.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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