Kilo : being the love story of Eliph' Hewlitt, book agentButler, Ellis Parker
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Kilo : being the love story of Eliph' Hewlitt, book agent
Butler, Ellis Parker
Book industries and trade -- Fiction; Love stories
“Are there any others?” asked Eliph', looking down the street to where
the raw brick of the opera house glowed in the sun.
“After Sally?” asked Jim Wilkins. “Well, there's sev'ral would like to
get her, I dare say. Sally Briggs is a pretty fine sort of woman, an'
Pap Briggs has quite considerable money, but the Colonel an' Skinner has
the inside track. No one else has a chance.”
Eliph' stroked his whiskers softly and coughed gently behind his hand.
“Briggs, did you say the name was?” he asked. “Seems to me I met a lady
at a picnic up Clarence way that had that name. You said the name was
Sally Briggs?”
“That's her,” said Wilkins. “Sally Ann Briggs. She's been visitin' up
there in Clarence.”
Eliph' nodded his head slowly.
“I seem to recollect her, since you mention it,” he said indifferently,
and then he added, “She spoke as if she might buy a copy of Jarby's
Encyclopedia of Knowledge and Compendium of Literature, Science and Art
when I saw her at that picnic. I guess I'll drop 'round and see if she's
ready to buy. If she' goin' to be married she ought to have a copy.”
CHAPTER VIII. The Medium-Sized Box
As Eliph' walked briskly toward Miss Sally's house the Colonel
was having an interesting conversation with Attorney Toole, in the
attorney's office over the Kilo Savings Bank.
Attorney Toole had been a lawyer at Franklin, and he had come down to
Kilo because he preferred a being a big toad in a small puddle, rather
than a little toad in a middle-sized one. This was one of his reasons,
but another was that he had complete and full faith in Richard Toole,
and intended to be a political power in the land. He could not be much
of anything in Franklin, for that town was hard and fast Democratic, and
Toole was a Republican. The first step to political preferment is to be
elected to something or other, it does not make much difference what,
and to rise from that to greater things, but a Republican had no
chance in Franklin; couldn't even get an appointment as dog police or
wharfmaster; couldn't get elected to any office at all.
So Toole packed up his law books and moved to Kilo, where he was in a
Republican town, a Republican county, and a Republican congressional
district, in a Republican State that formed part of a Republican nation.
He selected Kilo, after considering other good little Republican towns,
because the Republicans of Kilo needed aid and assistance; they were out
of office; kicked out.
Every so often the small town of the West turns the regular party out
of office and puts in a Citizens' ticket, just to show that the people
still rule, and to let the greedy officeholders, some of whom get as
much as one hundred dollars a year in salary, know that their offices
are not life positions. When Attorney Toole descended on Kilo, the
Citizens' Party was “in,” and the Republicans were “out,” and the
attorney saw an opportunity of making himself valuable to his party by
working to put the party “in” again.
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