Kilo : being the love story of Eliph' Hewlitt, book agentButler, Ellis Parker
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Kilo : being the love story of Eliph' Hewlitt, book agent
Butler, Ellis Parker
Book industries and trade -- Fiction; Love stories
Never before had the Colonel climbed his stairs, and Toole smiled like
an Irish sphinx when the Colonel entered his office. He smiled most of
the time, not because he thought a smile becoming to his freckled
face, but because he found things so eternally amusing. In law a man is
considered innocent until he has been proved guilty; in Kilo Attorney
Toole considered everything amusing until it had been proved serious,
and he considered the Colonel and Skinner, and the whole Citizens' Party
they had been instrumental in organizing, as parts of the same joke.
They would stand until he was ready to lazily push out his hand and
topple them over. It was almost time to topple them, now, and he was
glad to see the Colonel; he motioned him to a seat, and smiled.
The Colonel took his hat from his mat of coarse iron-gray hair, and laid
it carefully on the floor. Out of his small sharp eyes ignorance and
cunning peered, and the mass of beard that hid the greater part of his
face could not hide the hard line of his mouth.
“I jest dropped up,” he explained, after he had acknowledged the
attorney's cheerful greeting with a gruff “mornin',” “I jest dropped up,
sort of friendly-like, thinkin' you might have nothin' to do, an' might
like to sit an' chin a while. You don't charge nothin' for sittin' an'
chinnin' do ye?”
Toole said he did not.
“I didn't figger you did,” said the Colonel. “If I'd thought you did I
wouldn't have dropped up, for I ain't got no money to spend on lawyers.
I'd sooner throw money away than spend it at law. But I figgered you was
young at the law yet, and didn't have much to do at it, and I sort of
run across a case I thought might amuse you, like, when you ain't got
nothin' to do. Folks don't seem to have much faith in young lawyers, and
you can't blame 'em; old ones don't know much. All any of 'em care for
is to get people into trouble so they can charge 'em fees to get 'em out
of it. So I thought mebby you'd like to hear of this case so you could
kind of mull it over in your mind whilst you're loafin' up here.”
“That was kind of you,” said Toole.
“I always like to do a good turn when I can,” said the Colonel, “when
it don't cost nothin'. An' this case I was tellin' you about is a mighty
good one for a young lawyer to study over. Soon as I heard of it I says
to myself 'I'll tell this case to Attorney Toole, an' he'll be grateful
to hear of it.'”
The country client usually begins in some such way as this, anxious to
get all the advice he can without having to pay for it, and Toole merely
smiled.
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