Kilo : being the love story of Eliph' Hewlitt, book agentButler, Ellis Parker
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Kilo : being the love story of Eliph' Hewlitt, book agent
Butler, Ellis Parker
Book industries and trade -- Fiction; Love stories
As Eliph' Hewlitt walked toward the hotel he felt that another
opportunity had been lost--thrown away--by his inability to avoid
Jarby's Encyclopedia as a topic, and for one moment he came as near
giving up Miss Sally as he ever came to giving up anything. In that
moment he saw the simplicity of his courtship, as he had imagined
it would be, resolve itself into a tangled affair, as all these new
individualities entered into it. Instead of being a mere matter between
himself and Miss Sally, it was involving men and women, one after the
other. It seemed to become a fight between himself, a singer stranger in
Kilo, and an endless chain of interested citizens. Already there was Pap
Briggs, who hated book agents; the Colonel and Skinner, who hoped to
win Miss Sally; Mrs. Smith, who would serve as a defense against Eliph's
attacks; and, as he walked down the street, he seemed to see in every
man, woman, and child, a possible ally of either the Colonel or Skinner.
But he tucked his sample copy of Jarby's under his arm more securely,
and braced up his courage. He even whistled as he approached the hotel,
but, when he glanced up at the attorney's office and saw Toole and the
Colonel with their head together, he stopped whistling. If Toole was
going to take either side, Eliph' would have liked to claim him. Toole
was a smart man.
Toole and the Colonel left Miss Sally's with the attorney well pleased,
and his enigmatic smile rested on his face as he led the Colonel to
his office. He handed him a chair, and made him take a cigar, and then
turned and faced him.
“Now,” he said, “what are you going to do with those
what-do-you-call-'ems?”
“Them fire-extinguishers?” said the Colonel, licking the cigar around
and around before lighting it. “Well, I ain't had much time to think
that over yet. A feller can't decide on a thing like that all at once.
It ain't likely no one in Kilo would buy a fire-extinguisher like them,
all nickel-plated, if they had their senses about 'em. 'Twouldn't be
natural. I might raffle 'em off, only nobody'd be likely to buy chances
on a fire-extinguisher. I might take 'em down to Jefferson, but I
don't see as that would do much good, nobody'd be likely to buy
fire-extinguishers off of me down there.”
“No,” said the attorney, turning to his table and looking over some
papers, with an appearance of interest, “No, I guess not. I don't see
that you can do much of anything with them, unless you use them for
ornaments. It seems a pity that Miss Briggs didn't go to Skinner for
advice about that box, instead of you, doesn't it?”
The Colonel stopped with a lighted match half way to his cigar.
“What do you mean?” he asked, red in the face. “Do you mean that puffy
old beef-cutter's got more sense than what I have, young man?”
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