Kilo : being the love story of Eliph' Hewlitt, book agentButler, Ellis Parker
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Kilo : being the love story of Eliph' Hewlitt, book agent
Butler, Ellis Parker
Book industries and trade -- Fiction; Love stories
The Colonel raised his fist and brought it down on the butcher's counter
so hard that the meat scales danced, and the indicator jerked nervously
across the face of the dial, weighing a half pound of anger. The butcher
leaned back against the shopping block, and gently caressed the handle
of his cleaver. He pointed to the door with his other hand.
“Git out!” he said, and the Colonel scowled but went.
On his way home the Colonel bethought himself of a good excuse to stop
at Miss Sally's. He had left his ax there, and he went to the back
door, this not being a formal call. Miss Sally came to the door when he
knocked, and brought him the ax, and he took the opportunity to say a
bad word for Skinner, and he was astounded to find that she sympathized
with Skinner on his refusal to buy the fire-extinguishers.
“I don't wonder at it,” she said, “seeing he has put so much money on
that opery house already. He's done a lot for this town that nobody else
would ever have thought of doin'. Mr Skinner's a very public-spirited
citizen, and to think he made it all out of sellin' meat! It must be a
good business. I guess you'll have to excuse me now, Colonel Guthrie,
I've got visitors down from Clarence.”
The Colonel's steps dragged as he walked home. Never had Miss Sally
said so many good words for his rival. She had almost rebuffed his good
offices in the attempt to sell the fire-extinguishers, and had praised
Skinner to his face.
Early the next morning he “dropped up” into the office of Attorney
Toole, and as that young man lay back in his chair, with his feet on
his desk, he told him the whole story. The attorney smiled. This was the
kind of split in the ranks of the Citizens' Party that he had hoped to
promote.
“After that, Colonel,” he said, when the Colonel had told him that
Skinner had ordered him out of the shop, “you ought to MAKE him buy
them.”
“I wisht I could, dog take him!” cried the Colonel. “I'd like to make
him eat 'em.”
“Colonel,” said Toole, “I see you are, as always, guided by a spirit of
conservative kindness. You hesitate to force that butcher to do what he
does not want to do. The feeling does you honor, but is it business? You
hesitate even when you see how easily you could force him to do what he
is in duty bound to do to protect the lives of our trustful citizens.
I admire your gentleness, but I deplore your unbusinesslike moderation.
You lack public spirit.”
The Colonel grinned savagely. He felt that the attorney was teasing him,
but he could not quite tell how.
“You,” said Toole easily, “knowing that our town council can, and
should, pass an ordinance compelling all owners of opera houses to
install nickel-plated fire-extinguishers--to install four of them in
each opera house in Kilo--for the protection of our people, hesitate to
ask them to pass such an ordinance. You hesitate because you do not wish
to appear malevolent toward a rival. Now, don't you?”
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