Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)Irving, Washington
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Knickerbocker's history of New York, vol. 2 (of 2)
Irving, Washington
New York (State) -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775
The above character may have presented itself to the garrison as
applicable to Dirk Schuiler, whom they familiarly dubbed Gallows Dirk.
Certain it is, he acknowledged allegiance to no one,—was an utter enemy
to work, holding it in no manner of estimation,—but lounging about the
fort, depending upon chance for a subsistence, getting drunk whenever he
could get liquor, and stealing whatever he could lay his hands on. Every
day or two he was sure to get a sound rib-roasting for some of his
misdemeanors, which, however, as it broke no bones, he made very light
of, and scrupled not to repeat the offence whenever another opportunity
presented. Sometimes, in consequence of some flagrant villany, he would
abscond from the garrison, and be absent for a month at a time, skulking
about the woods and swamps, with a long fowling-piece on his shoulder,
lying in ambush for game,—or squatting himself down on the edge of a
pond, catching fish for hours together, and bearing no little
resemblance to that notable bird of the crane family, ycleped the
Mudpoke. When he thought his crimes had been forgotten or forgiven, he
would sneak back to the fort with a bundle of skins, or a load of
poultry, which, perchance, he had stolen, and would exchange them for
liquor, with which having well soaked his carcass, he would lie in the
sun and enjoy all the luxurious indolence of that swinish philosopher
Diogenes. He was the terror of all the farmyards in the country into
which he made fearful inroads; and sometimes he would make his sudden
appearance in the garrison at daybreak, with the whole neighborhood at
his heels,—like the scoundrel thief of a fox, detected in his maraudings
and hunted to his hole. Such was this Dirk Schuiler; and from the total
indifference he showed to the world and its concerns, and from his truly
Indian stoicism and taciturnity, no one would ever have dreamt that he
would have been the publisher of the treachery of Risingh.
When the carousal was going on, which proved so fatal to the brave
Poffenburgh and his watchful garrison, Dirk skulked about from room to
room, being a kind of privileged vagrant, or useless hound, whom nobody
noticed. But though a fellow of few words, yet, like your taciturn
people, his eyes and ears were always open, and in the course of his
prowlings he overheard the whole plot of the Swedes. Dirk immediately
settled in his own mind how he should turn the matter to his own
advantage. He played the perfect jack-of-both-sides, that is to say, he
made a prize of everything that came in his reach, robbed both parties,
stuck the copper-bound cocked hat of the puissant Van Poffenburgh on his
head, whipped a huge pair of Risingh’s jackboots under his arm, and took
to his heels just before the catastrophe and confusion at the garrison.
[Illustration:
“AND PADDLED OVER TO NEW AMSTERDAM.”
]
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