Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"I must get aboard," he said, looking down at her from his greater
height. "We'll be leaving in a minute or so. You need not distress
yourself about me, my dear. I could never have been happy for very long
in this place--it's not like our country. These Northern people mean
well no doubt; but after all they're not our people, are they? And this
avocation was not suited for one of my years and--and antecedents; that
I also realize. I have no regrets. In fact"--a flare lit in his faded
old eyes--"in fact, I greatly enjoyed the momentary excitement of once
more facing the enemies of our beloved land--even in make-believe.
Indeed, I enjoyed it more than I can tell. I shall have that to look
back on always--that and the very great pleasure of having known you,
my dear."
He lifted her hand and kissed it and started away, and she saw him
going--a picture out of a picture book--through a sudden mist of tears.
But he came back for one more farewell passage:
"Remember, my dear," he said, "that we--you and I--are of the Old
South--the land of real gentlemen and real ladies. You'll remember that
always, won't you?"
And now, with both her arms around him and her lips pressed hard
against his ruddy old cheek, she promised him she would.
She meant it, too, at the moment. And perhaps she did and then again
perhaps she didn't. The world she lived in is so full of Tobe Dalys.
As the brethren of the leathern pants and the silken neckerchiefs of
Hollywood are so fond of saying--those mail-order movie cow-punchers
who provide living backgrounds for the Westerns--"_Quien sabe?_"
KILLED WITH KINDNESS
[Decoration]
Needles and pins, needles and pins, when a man's married his trouble
begins. That's the way the old application goes. But in the case of
Jerome Bracken it didn't go. After he married, life ran for him on
very smooth rollers and there were neither needles nor pins to prick
him. Possibly that was because he chose for his wife a virtuous and
well-meaning woman, one a bit narrow in her views perhaps and rather
stiffly opinionated, as a good many good women are who protect their
own tepid moralities behind a quill-work of sharp-pointed prejudices.
They are the female porcupines of the human race, being colorless and
lethargic in their mentalities but acute and eager when they take a
dislike. Still, the porcupine rates high among the animals. While
generally not beloved, it generally is respected. And undoubtedly this
lady who became Mrs. Jerome Bracken was well-meaning and remained
straitly so until the end of all regulated things.
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