The Wildcat reached for the empty bottle and inspected five or six
drops of liquid which remained in it. "Hoof oil, you sho' is double
dynamite. Rabbi juice, I saves you. Mebbe sometime I meets up wid a
army whut starts a ruckus wid me. Den I'll 'sorb two drops an' win de
battle."
He replaced the cork in the bottle and stowed it carefully in his
pocket. "Does I need to I figger dat wid fo' drops ob dis hoof oil I
kin conquer de worl'."
He turned again to the Mud Turtle. The Pullman blanket lashed around
the Mud Turtle cramped his style to a considerable degree, but for all
of his impedimenta he was still active enough to threaten the
peace-on-earth theory. The Wildcat spoke to him, "Boy, I sequesters you
till de debbil leaves you. Mebbe by de time us gits to San F'mcisco
you'll be human again."
He stepped into the passage way, and at the end of the open section of
the car he opened the door of the linen closet. He returned to the
smoking room and dragged the Mud Turtle out of the room wherein the
ruckus had been staged. At the door of the linen closet the Wildcat
encountered a difficult problem, in that the least dimension of the Mud
Turtle in his present pose was greater than the width of the door.
He grabbed the door framing with both hands and applied his right foot
to the Mud Turtle's anatomy. "Whuf! Git in dere!" He strained hard at
his task, and presently a heroic effort was rewarded by the
disappearance of the Mud Turtle into the dark interior of the linen
closet. The Wildcat stooped down and removed the towel from about the
Mud Turtle's mouth. "Yell yo' head off, ol' debbil. You kain't soun'
loud in heah. Folks'll think de ol' engine is whistlin'."
Before the Wildcat shut the door the Mud Turtle took advantage of his
vocal freedom and emitted a strenuous howl. A middle-aged gentleman
half way down the car stuck his head through the berth curtains. He
called to the Wildcat. "Is she whistlin' for Ashland?"
"No suh. 'Spec' it was a cow on de track or sumpin'. 'At's all. I wakes
you up neah Ashlan'." The Wildcat neglected to say which side of
Ashland would be selected for the awakening ceremonies.
He walked to the far end of the car, and on his return journey he
accumulated the shoes of his passengers.
"I shines me dese heah shoes an' den I sees kin I sleep me some. I bet
was ol' Mud Turtle a aig, chances is he'd hatch out in dat linen
closet--so hot."
In the smoking compartment the Wildcat spent an hour shining shoes. He
distributed them with more or less accuracy, and presently he was
stretched out sound asleep on the long leather seat.
"I eats when I kin git it,
I sleeps mos' all de time.
I don't give a doggone
If the sun don't neveh shine."
CHAPTER XV
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