The chef turned to the assemblage. "Boys, meet up wid de Mud Turtle. I
'spec' some o' you all knows him. Dis heah other boy travels under de
name ob de Wilecat."
A voice from a corner of the room bellered into the midst of the
assemblage. "What'll it be, boys? Dis is on de Wilecat."
The Wildcat put on the financial brakes. "How come?"
"Dis heah's de initiation drink. Eve'ybody what joins de Banded
Brothehs buys a drink fo' de congregation."
The Wildcat's eyes had become more accustomed to the darkness. "'Pears
like I gits lifted fo' goin' on fo'ty drinks."
Presently half a dozen bottles were mingling around with the
congregation, and the Wildcat's words to the Mud Turtle beside him were
drowned in a chorus of gurgling throats. The gulping ceased. Out of an
obscure corner of the room came the Auditor's tones. "Eighty-two
dollars. Wilecat, pay me befo' de long green gits wilted."
The Wildcat was no piker, but the bill hit him pretty hard. "I's seen
saloons you could buy complete fo' half de money," he remonstrated. He
walked over to where a narrow square of light broke through the wall.
He fished out a big roll of bills from which he proceeded to count
ninety dollars. He replaced the money in his pocket. As he did so a
yellow electric light flashed in another part of the room and burned
steadily above a small table upon which was stretched a green cloth. A
man beside the table called to the newcomer. "Wilecat, de pleasure part
ob de entertainment now starts. Now you gits action."
"How come action? Action what wid?"
"Action wid de freckled bones what knows 'rithmetic."
The Wildcat accepted the invitation. Here was a chance to retrieve the
price of the drinks. He walked over to the corner. "Whah at's de
bones?"
In allowing his opponent to supply the weapons he had committed a
serious technical error, but the only other dice in the crowd were the
taper cubes belonging to the Mud Turtle, and the Wildcat knew that the
production of these dice in that congregation would probably result in
his immediate disintegration under the blades of some hungry social
razors.
The boy on the opposite side of the table spoke. "Shoots fifty
dollahs!"
"You sho' starts blooded." The Wildcat peeled fifty dollars from his
roll. "You'se faded. Roll 'em."
The boy rolled them, and an ace-dooce bloomed under the electric light.
A grunt of disappointment went up from several interested veterans of
the Banded Brothers gathered around the table, and the rabbi plunged
his way into the crowd. He used a few words not commonly included in a
rabbi's vocabulary. "Git out o' de way. Gimme dem dice. How come you
makes dis mistake?" He took the dice from the loser. "Wilecat, Ah
shoots fifty dollars!"
The Wildcat divided his winnings and laid fifty dollars on the table.
"Rabbi, roll 'em."
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