The Wildcat said a few words to the dice, and an instant later they
rattled across the green cloth. "Cyclone babies, blow dat rabbi to
hell! Whuff! An' I reads--ace-dooce. Doggone, Lady Luck, whah at is
you?"
The Mud Turtle grabbed the Wildcat by the arm. "Come on heah befo' dey
gits yo' clothes."
The Wildcat turned away from the table. "Us sho' needs 'at mascot goat.
Was hard luck a minny us done ketched a whale. Trouble wid luck, it's
always changin'. Don' stay on de good side long enough fo' a boy to git
settled down." He bade farewell to the rabbi. "You sho' was right. I'll
say gin comes high. Fo' hund'ed dollars a drink!"
The rabbi laughed a hollow laugh. "Come on back sometime an' try de
thousan' dollah gin when you feels strongeh."
"Does I find Lily an' Lady Luck I comes back an' shows you some
million-dollar gin--mebbe."
"On your way, boy--at's de quinine talkin'!"
CHAPTER XVI
Launched by the rabbi's parting taunt, the Wildcat and the Mud Turtle
made their way out of the ginagogue. On the street the Wildcat set the
course toward Twelfth Street. His companion pounded along as best he
could for a while and then voiced a protest. "What for is you got such
a hot foot?"
"Come on heah, ol' Mud Turtle. I craves to meet up wid dat Lily goat
befo' any mo' calamity ketches up wid me."
"Whah you spec' to fin' dat doggone goat?"
"San F'mcisco some place. Ah tol' you once. De Blue Fezant boys went to
San F'mcisco on de train, an' de las' I seed ob Lily she was penned up
along wid 'bout nine ob dem boys. 'At goat's in San F'mcisco."
"How long you spec' it take you to fin' 'at mascot in San F'mcisco? You
know how big 'at town is?"
"Boy, I been dere. I been clear from downtown out to de Presidio whah
at dey keeps de ahmy boys an' de gin'rals. I seed 'at town befo'."
The Mud Turtle grunted. "You ain't seed nuthin'. 'At town's ten times
'at big. Was Lily fo' years ol' when you started lookin' she'd be eight
hund'ed fo' you foun' her, 'less you had luck."
"Does I fin' her I gits all de luck I needs. Us wins bofe ways, 'cause
all de bad luck I could git wouldn't be no worse'n what us has now.
I'se plum busted. How is you?"
The Mud Turtle audited the depths of his pocket. "Nuthin' but some
ravelin' lint an' fo' bits."
"'At's enough. Don' look so mean, ol' Mud Turtle. Does us see another
rabbi walkin' down de main street us better take de alley fo' he sees
us. Dem rabbi boys is just like a ticket to de po' house. Dem ginagogue
gin rabbis is de wust of all."
At eleven o'clock the pair landed at the ferry building in San
Francisco. As a precaution against lunch money, they saved the change
from Mud Turtle's half dollar and walked towards the centre of the
town.
They landed finally in Union Square.
The Wildcat flopped down on the grass, and the Mud Turtle joined him.
"Mud Turtle, what's dat big house oveh there?" He pointed at the St.
Francis Hotel.
"Boy, thought you told me you was here once befo'. Dat's de St. Frantic
Hotel."
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