England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
Rivaulx danced over a flower-bed, came in contact with a fence, fell
over it, and uttered a howl which brought every one into the garden. He
tumbled into a ditch, fortunately a comparatively dry one, and lay
there, using the very worst French language.
The gloomy crowd lined the ditch and listened, and wished they
understood. As a matter of fact, only Bradstock and Bramber knew
sufficient decent French to guess what Rivaulx said, and they shivered.
In the background Titania and Ethel hung to each other and wept; old
Goring remained inside sucking at an unlighted cigar.
"The terrible, terrible disgrace!" said Titania. She believed the very
worst at once. "Is it the marquis? Is he smitten with remorse?"
Rivaulx got out of the ditch on the wrong side, and walked out into the
park, where he addressed a commination service to a nice little herd of
Jersey cows. After five minutes of this exercise, he returned toward
the house and climbed the fence. Then he shook his fist at the others.
"One of you is a _scélerat_," he howled, "a scoundrrrel! I challenge
you all to fight! Ha, ha!"
Bradstock took him by the arm and led him away.
"One of us is a hound!" said Goby.
"Yes," said the others, "yes!"
They glared at each other horribly, and clenched their fists. Bob ran
around them in the wildest excitement.
"Look here, I say, Captain Goby. Oh, Mr. de Vere! I say, Mr. Plant, if
you want to fight, come into the stables. Granny says you mustn’t fight
here."
He grabbed several of them, and was hurled into space at once. He
finally laid hold of De Vere, who wasn’t capable of hurling a ladybird
off his finger.
"You shall fight Goby if you want to," he roared.
[Illustration: THE MARQUIS DE RIVAULX. Anti-Semite to his manicured
finger-tips]
"But I don’t want to," shrieked the poet. "What shall I do? My heart is
broken!"
"Oh, what rot!" said Bob. "I don’t understand what the row is about.
Pen said she married, and she’s got a kid. It will make her happy, for
she always loved kids."
But then the notice in her maiden name! Was it not awful, horrible,
brazen, peculiar, anti-social, against all law? It was wicked, immoral,
indecent. Behind it there must be a dreadful story.
"By God!" said Bradstock, speaking at large to all but Rivaulx, who was
breaking up a cane chair at a short distance, "I do think, oaths or
none, that the man who is married to her should tell the duchess in
confidence."
But Rivaulx heard in the intervals of destruction, and stayed his hand.
"Ha, ha!" he said aloud, "I love her! I am a man! I love her! What
shall I do?"
He threw the fragments of the chair into a fountain, kicked over a
flower-pot, and ran again into the park, taking the fence in his stride.
"I believe it’s remorse," said Titania. "I begin to suspect the
marquis!"
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