Le Cocu (Novels of Paul de Kock Volume XVIII)Kock, Paul de
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Le Cocu (Novels of Paul de Kock Volume XVIII)
Kock, Paul de
French fiction -- 19th century
A little man passed me, turned about, then stopped, barring my path. I
had paid no attention to his performance, but he called out:
“I say! what in the devil are you thinking about, that you don’t
recognize your friends?”
It was Bélan. I shook hands with him.
“I beg your pardon, my dear Bélan, but I did not see you.”
“You were terribly preoccupied. You were thinking of your love-affairs,
I’ll wager.”
“Faith, yes; I don’t deny it. I was thinking of the woman I shall adore
all my life.”
“Oho! how exalted we are! I recognize myself in that!”
I was like a child, I longed to tell everybody what made me happy. I
told Bélan of my love and of my impending marriage to Mademoiselle
Dumeillan. The little rake made a pirouette and clapped his hands,
crying:
“The deuce! you are going to be married? On my word, there is a secret
sympathy between us: I am thinking of marrying too.”
“Really?”
“Yes. In fact, I am fully decided upon it; I am tired of _bonnes
fortunes_. And then, when your life is always in danger, it becomes
wearisome after a while. Since my adventure with Montdidier--you
remember?”
“Oh yes! perfectly; it was that day that I first saw Eugénie at
Giraud’s.”
“Oho! so you met your future wife at Giraud’s, did you? Then it was they
who arranged the marriage?”
“No indeed. Madame Dumeillan sees them very seldom. For my part, I have
never mentioned them to her; it doesn’t seem to me that I need Giraud to
arrange a marriage for me.”
“Never mind; as it was at his house that you met the young woman, he
will be furious if he isn’t invited to the wedding, if he doesn’t manage
the whole thing, if his wife is not near the head of the table, and if
his three children aren’t allowed to stuff their pockets with dessert.”
“In that case I fancy that he will have a chance to be furious.”
“To return to myself, my dear fellow, I must tell you that since my
adventure with Madame Montdidier, I have had some very disagreeable
times: obliged to jump out of the window of an entresol; another time,
to pass the night on a balcony, where I caught a cold that cost me eight
bottles of syrup; and lastly, to avoid being surprised by a husband,
compelled to hide in a chest, where I nearly stifled! I stayed in it an
hour, and when they let me out, I was purple; my breath was all gone;
faith! that completely disgusted me with love-affairs and intrigues; and
like yourself, I propose to have done with them. I am courting a young
lady who lives on Rue de la Roquette. I am going there now. You may have
seen her at Giraud’s--Mademoiselle de Beausire?”
“I don’t remember seeing her.”
“Ah! she is a very handsome girl; regular features, aquiline nose--I am
very fond of aquiline noses--extraordinary eyes, small waist, beautiful
figure,--everything is there!”
“Everything,--you are sure?”
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