England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
Before the mate could prevent her she had taken the two pounds and put
it in her pocket. He looked at her placid face in amazement, but she
met his gaze calmly and drummed on the table with her thimble.
“No, no, I want the money myself,” said the mate at last. He put his
hands to his head and began to prepare for the grand transformation
scene. “My head’s gone,” he said, in a gurgling voice. “What am I doing
here? Where am I?”
“Good gracious, what’s the matter with the man?” said Mrs. Bradd, with
a scream. She snatched up a bowl of flowers and flung the contents in
his face as her husband burst into the room. The mate sprang to his
feet, spluttering.
“What am I doing here, Cap’n Bradd?” he said in his usual voice.
“He’s come round!” said Bradd, ecstatically. “He’s come round. Oh,
George, you have been playing the fool. Don’t you know what you’ve been
doing?”
The mate shook his head, and stared round the room. “I thought we were
in London,” he said, putting his hand to his head. “You said Cap’n
Zingall was coming aboard. How did we get here? Where am I?”
In a hurried, breathless fashion the skipper told him, the mate
regarding him the while with a stare of fixed incredulity.
“I can’t understand it,” he said at length. “My mind’s a perfect
blank.”
“A perfect blank,” said Mrs. Bradd, cheerfully. It might have been
accident, but she tapped her pocket as she spoke, and the outwitted
mate bit his lip as he realised his blunder, and turned to the door.
The couple watched him as he slowly passed up the street.
“It’s most extraordinary,” said the skipper; “the most extraordinary
case I ever heard of.”
“So it is,” said his wife, “and what’s more extraordinary still for
you, Ben, you’re going to church on Sunday, and what’s more
extraordinary even than that, you are going to put two golden
sovereigns in the plate.”
TWIN SPIRITS
The “Terrace,” consisting of eight gaunt houses, faced the sea, while
the back rooms commanded a view of the ancient little town some half
mile distant. The beach, a waste of shingle, was desolate and bare
except for a ruined bathing machine and a few pieces of linen drying in
the winter sunshine. In the offing tiny steamers left a trail of smoke,
while sailing-craft, their canvas glistening in the sun, slowly melted
from the sight. On all these things the “Terrace” turned a stolid eye,
and, counting up its gains of the previous season, wondered whether it
could hold on to the next. It was a discontented “Terrace,” and had
become prematurely soured by a Board which refused them a pier, a
band-stand, and illuminated gardens.
From the front windows of the third storey of No. 1 Mrs. Cox, gazing
out to sea, sighed softly.
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