England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
That day and the following he spent amid the faded grandeurs of the
drawing-room, gazing longingly at the wide expanse of beach and the
tumbling sea beyond. The house was almost uncannily quiet, an occasional
tinkle of metal or crash of china from the basement giving the only
indication of the industrious Mrs. Cox; but on the day after the quiet
of the house was broken by the return of its master, whose annoyance,
when he found the drawing-room clock stolen and a man in possession,
was alarming in its vehemence. He lectured his wife severely on her
mismanagement, and after some hesitation announced his intention of
going through her books. Mrs. Cox gave them to him, and, armed with pen
and ink and four square inches of pink blotting-paper, he performed
feats of balancing which made him a very Blondin of finance.
“I shall have to get something to do,” he said, gloomily, laying down
his pen.
“Yes, dear,” said his wife.
Mr. Cox leaned back in his chair and, wiping his pen on the
blotting-paper, gazed in a speculative fashion round the room. “Have
you any money?” he inquired.
For reply his wife rummaged in her pocket and after a lengthy search
produced a bunch of keys, a thimble, a needle-case, two
pocket-handkerchiefs, and a halfpenny. She put this last on the table,
and Mr. Cox, whose temper had been mounting steadily, threw it to the
other end of the room.
“I can’t help it,” said Mrs. Cox, wiping her eyes. “I’m sure I’ve done
all I could to keep a home together. I can’t even raise money on
anything.”
Mr. Cox, who had been glancing round the room again, looked up sharply.
“Why not?” he inquired.
“The broker’s man,” said Mrs. Cox, nervously; “he’s made an inventory
of everything, and he holds us responsible.”
Mr. Cox leaned back in his chair. “This is a pretty state of things,”
he blurted, wildly. “Here have I been walking my legs off looking for
work, any work so long as it’s honest labour, and I come back to find a
broker’s man sitting in my own house and drinking up my beer.”
He rose and walked up and down the room, and Mrs. Cox, whose nerves
were hardly equal to the occasion, slipped on her bonnet and announced
her intention of trying to obtain a few necessaries on credit. Her
husband waited in indignant silence until he heard the front door close
behind her, and then stole softly upstairs to have a look at the fell
destroyer of his domestic happiness.
Mr. Piper, who was already very tired of his imprisonment, looked up
curiously as he heard the door pushed open, and discovered an elderly
gentleman with an appearance of great stateliness staring at him. In
the ordinary way he was one of the meekest of men, but the insolence of
this stare was outrageous. Mr. Piper, opening his mild blue eyes wide,
stared back. Whereupon Mr. Cox, fumbling in his vest pocket, found a
pair of folders, and putting them astride his nose, gazed at the
pseudo-broker’s man with crushing effect.
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