The large Country Mouse listened solemnly to his three Town Mice, who
presently introduced him to the place in Market Street. It was not boss,
precisely, and Denver knows better neighborhoods; but the turkey and
the oyster stew were there, with catsup and vegetables in season, and
several choices of pie. Here the Country Mouse became again efficient;
and to witness his liberal mastery of ordering and imagine his pocket
and its wealth, which they had heard and partly seen, renewed in the
guests a transient awe. As they dined, however, and found the host as
frankly ravenous as themselves, this reticence evaporated, and they all
grew fluent with oaths and opinions. At one or two words, indeed, Mr.
McLean stared and had a slight sense of blushing.
“Have a cigarette?” said the leader, over his pie.
“Thank yu',” said Lin. “I won't smoke, if yu'll excuse me.” He had
devised a wholesome meal, with water to drink.
“Chewin's no good at meals,” continued the boy. “Don't you use
tobaccer?”
“Onced in a while.”
The leader spat brightly. “He ain't learned yet,” said he, slanting his
elbows at Billy and sliding a match over his rump. “But beer, now--I
never seen anything in it.” He and Towhead soon left Billy and his
callow profanities behind, and engaged in a town conversation that
silenced him, and set him listening with all his admiring young might.
Nor did Mr. McLean join in the talk, but sat embarrassed by this
knowledge, which seemed about as much as he knew himself.
“I'll be goshed,” he thought, “if I'd caught on to half that when I was
streakin' around in short pants! Maybe they grow up quicker now.”
But now the Country Mouse perceived Billy's eager and attentive
apprenticeship. “Hello, boys!” he said, “that theatre's got a big start
on us.”
They had all forgotten he had said anything about theatre, and other
topics left their impatient minds, while the Country Mouse paid the bill
and asked to be guided to the Opera-house. “This man here will look out
for your blackin' and truck, and let yu' have it in the morning.”
They were very late. The spectacle had advanced far into passages of
the highest thrill, and Denver's eyes were riveted upon a ship and some
icebergs. The party found its seats during several beautiful lime-light
effects, and that remarkable fly-buzzing of violins which is pronounced
so helpful in times of peril and sentiment. The children of Captain
Grant had been tracking their father all over the equator and other
scenic spots, and now the north pole was about to impale them. The
Captain's youngest child, perceiving a hummock rushing at them with a
sudden motion, loudly shouted, “Sister, the ice is closing in!” and she
replied, chastely, “Then let us pray.” It was a superb tableau: the ice
split, and the sun rose and joggled at once to the zenith. The act-drop
fell, and male Denver, wrung to its religious deeps, went out to the
rum-shop.
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