Liverpool a few years since: by an old stagerAspinall, James
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Liverpool a few years since: by an old stager
Aspinall, James
Liverpool (England) -- Biography; Liverpool (England) -- History
In our last chapter we mentioned the names of some of the wits and
illustrious in jest of whom Liverpool could boast a few years since. We
now descend the scale, to speak of a class whom we would mildly call “the
practical jokers.” The _Spectator_ makes glorious old Sir Roger de
Coverley horribly afraid of the club of Mohocks who, many years since,
pushed their horse-play in the metropolis into positive ruffianism, and
perpetrated the most savage outrages under the name of fun and frolic.
But the sports of the Liverpool mischief-mongers at the commencement of
the present century were of a much more harmless and innocent character.
One young gentleman, who subsequently flourished as a grave old stager
amongst us, had a passion for collecting, in a kind of museum, or
“curiosity shop,” all the signs and signboards which struck his fancy;
and it was said that he had a large muster of black boys, carried off
from the different tobacconists’ shops in the town. And sometimes he
varied the amusement in the following fashion:—In Pool-lane, now
modernised into South Castle-street, was a famous ship-instrument maker’s
shop, in the front of which was elevated a wooden figure of a midshipman
in full costume, at which we have often gazed with fond delight in
ancient days, and which we are now convinced must have been the original
of the one which Dickens, in Dombey, makes Captain Cuttle contemplate
with so much pride and pleasure. Somewhere in the same locality was one
of the tobacconists’ shops of which we have spoken, with the then usual
sign of a black boy over the door. Time after time would our funny and
facetious friend substitute these signs one for the other, so that, when
morning broke, the midshipman would shine forth in all his glory at the
door of the snuff and tobacco store, while the black boy would be
grinning in front of the ship-instrument maker’s premises. At last the
joke wore itself out. The perpetrator of it never was discovered. He
preferred to play his “fantastic tricks” alone, and kept his own secret.
But there were also associated bodies for the performance of the same
kind of mad pranks. One set of them formed themselves into what they
dignified with the name of “A Committee of Taste,” although they and
their friends called them, over their cups, “The Minions of the Moon.”
Their object seemed to be to emulate and imitate the merry doings of
Falstaff and his companions. They occasionally, however, pushed their
jokes somewhat too far. There was a house in Daulby-street, then a sort
of _rus in urbe_, or, rather, country altogether. It had a garden in
front, and was ornamented with a verandah. This it appears did not
please these fastidious gentlemen, and the owner was served with a
notice, signed by “the Chairman of the Committee of Taste,” directing him
to alter or remove it by a certain day. To this command he paid no
attention. Well, the day arrived;
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