Loafing along Death Valley trails : $b a personal narrative of people and placesCaruthers, William
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Loafing along Death Valley trails : $b a personal narrative of people and places
Caruthers, William
Death Valley (Calif. and Nev.)
The drinks served, the bartender left to attend another late patron and
moments passed before he returned to find Bill just as he had left him,
but alone—his drink untouched. He tapped Bill’s shoulder and asked
payment for the drinks. When three taps and three demands brought no
answer, he picked up a bung starter; went around the counter, seized
Bill by the shoulder, wheeled him around only to discover that Bill was
dead. Startled and panicky, the bartender now ran to the door, saw
Bill’s friends weaving up the street and ran after them, told them
excitedly that Bill had croaked.
“Oh,” one said thickly. “Bill’s ticker jammed in our room an hour ago.
His last words were, ‘Fellows, I want you to have a drink on me.’
Couldn’t refuse old Bill’s last request.”
When Dobe Charlie had finished this story he turned to a clear-eyed
ancient standing nearby. “Jim, I reckon you’d call me a
Johnny-come-lately since you were a Forty-Niner.”
“No,” Jim said. “I was 12 when I came to Hangtown. I remember a fellow
they called Wheelbarrow John, because he made a better wheelbarrow than
anyone else. He saved $3000 and went back East. He was John Studebaker.
Made wagons first. Then autos.
“Young fellow named Phil Armour came. No luck. Pulled out. He did all
right in Chicago though. Founded Armour Company.
“Did I ever tell you about the Digger Ounce? No? Well, it’s history. The
Digger Indians didn’t know what gold was. Actually they’d been throwing
nuggets at rabbits and couldn’t believe their eyes when they saw miners
exchange the same stuff for food and clothing at the store. The Indians
had been getting it along the stream beds for ages. So they came in with
their buckskin loin bags full of it. The merchant took it all right, but
when he balanced his scales, he used a weight that gave the Digger only
one dollar for every five he was entitled to. Then the Indian had to pay
three prices for everything he bought. One miner loafing around the
store, followed the Diggers one day, learned where they were getting it
and cleaned up $40,000 in no time. That’s history too.
“Crooked merchants used the same trick on drunken whites and anybody
else who didn’t keep their eyes open. So the Digger Ounce became a
byword all along the Mother Lode.”
But of all the stories about the Comstock this fine old gentleman told
us, I like best one about Joe Plato. Young, strong, and handsome as
Apollo, Joe craved a fling after months of toil in the gulches with no
sight of woman other than the flat-faced Washoe squaws.
In San Francisco Joe saw a big red apple and he wanted it. A
breath-taking girl sold him the apple and he wanted her. He acquired the
girl also. His gambols over, Joe handed her five shares of ten he owned
in a Comstock claim. ‘A little token,’ he grinned, never dreaming the
beautiful wanton had a heart and loved him madly. So he forgot her. She
didn’t forget Joe.
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