London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
"Do?" said Dollie. "Nothing, only suffer and wait for the result.
Haven't you ever watched men's faces after they've bought the evening
paper? Some men with a lot at stake daren't look at the paper at all
in the street. I've carried a paper about for an hour, myself,
before I could bring myself to learn the worst."
"Poor Dollie," said Naomi, "and I have always thought you so
frivolous."
"Few people have more serious times than I do," he replied. "Often I
can't sleep at all wondering if I've done right about a gee. And
then there's scratching."
"Dollie!" exclaimed Naomi reprovingly.
"No, no, I don't mean that," said Dollie. "Scratching means taking a
horse out of a race beforehand. If you've backed him and then he's
scratched, you lose your money just as if he had run and lost."
"I don't think that's fair," said Naomi.
"Well, it's the rule anyhow," said Dollie.
"Don't tell me any more," said Naomi. "I shall get you on my mind
and lose my sleep too. But answer just this one question. It's
about the saying 'If only I'd done so and so.' How is it that all
you poor dears say that if you win as well as if you lose?"
"Well, if you lose," said Dollie, "you say, 'If only I'd backed that
other gee instead;' but if you win you say, 'If only I'd put on a
tenner instead of a fiver.' Don't you see? You can't get away from
it. The words 'If only I'd' are engraven on every betting man's
heart."
"Then really I almost wonder you don't give up betting," Naomi
replied.
"Give up betting? Good Heavens! You must do something," said
Dollie, in alarm. "How could one get through the day without a
little flutter? I don't mean at the races only, but in town? It
just keeps you going. You pick out your fancies in the morning, and
then you go on buying the evening papers all through the day. That's
life."
"I am afraid I have sadly misspent mine," I said. "I haven't had a
bet for thirty years."
"We must get you into good habits again on Wednesday," said Dollie.
The ride to the Derby was amusing, but to have chartered a motor was
the height of foolishness. The motor's recommendation is its speed;
but owing to the congestion of the road we rarely proceeded above a
walking pace after the first few miles. As a matter of fact, a
donkey barrow with three passengers kept ahead of us for an hour.
Dollie had charge of the party. With him was Ann Ingleside; Algy
Farrar and his wife Gwen, whom it appeared Naomi had known and liked
at school; Naomi; I; and, to my great pleasure, Ann's father, Sir
Gaston Ingleside, who had been induced to go, much, he said, against
his will and, he feared, in his country's time, he being a Whitehall
magnate; but he thought it only right, as a good parent, to
participate in some of Ann's actions.
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