London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
"But what I am chiefly doing," he said, "is marvelling at the change
that has come over life in my time. I can no more fancy my father
taking me to the Derby than to an opium den; yet here am I placidly
seated in the same dissolute vehicle as my unmarried daughter, on our
way to the great reprehensible annual carnival of vice."
"Yes," said Ann, "and you one of the newest K.C.B.s too, fresh from
the King's presence."
"By the way," said Dollie, "the King will be there to-day. He always
goes to the Derby. Perhaps you'll meet, sir. You know each other
now, don't you?"
"I shall never forget him as long as I live," said Sir Gaston; "but
even if he, as is likely, has forgotten my face, the spectacle of my
legs, in hired knee-breeches, walking perilously backwards with a
sword between them, must be indelibly printed on his memory."
"Do tell me," said Naomi. "Was it very dreadful?"
"Very," said Sir Gaston. "We did our best to hearten each other, but
the dentist is nothing to it. Decent fellows we were, most of us:
brewers, music hall managers, actors, Party-plutocrats, caterers, and
so forth, all armed to the teeth, all conscious of clothes we had
never worn before and should probably never wear again--which is in
itself an embarrassment--and all on the brink of changing our
identity for ever."
"How do you mean?" Naomi asked.
"Why, all my life until then, or a few days before (but unofficially,
of course, since the accolade had not been bestowed), I have been to
the world Mr. Ingleside. My Christian name, which always seemed to
me a strangely affected one and was due to my mother as a young woman
having deplorable romantic tendencies, I have done my best to
suppress. And now the Ingleside alone goes for ever, and everyone is
entitled to call me Sir Gaston."
"I almost wonder you accepted the title," Naomi said.
"My dear Mrs. Falconer," said Sir Gaston, "I wonder, too, now; but at
the time there seemed to be several rather good reasons. Perhaps the
best of all was that I was a widower."
Sir Gaston gave me a sidelong glance here which I greatly esteemed.
Here was good company; old in bottle. The joke was lost, I fear, on
Naomi, who puckered her beautiful forehead over it in vain. As for
the rest, they had not been listening to us at all but were busy
watching the occupants of the other carriages, with some of whom
Dollie and Farrar were on very familiar terms.
We reached the course at last and the Grand Stand, where Farrar, who
seems to be a millionaire, had a box for the week, in which not only
were chairs but a very attractive lunch.
I thanked him later in the day for being so hospitable to strangers.
"That's all right," he said, almost as if I had apologized for
something.
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