London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
So we fought our way into the enclosure in the very centre of the
competitive clamour. Never have I heard such a noise; never seen
human faces so distorted by vociferousness. It was a remarkable
scene. Everyone there was doing a thing which it is generally agreed
by statesmen and sociologists is bad, and which, if it is done
outside the course, is illegal. Some of the leading men in the land
were here, and the Monarch and Defender of the Faith was in a box
just above. Enough money to endow all the hospitals of the country
was changing hands lightly over the issue of a contest between a
dozen horses; and not one penny of it was going to the country,
except indirectly, later on, in the form of death duties or income
tax. For we do not make racing men or bookmakers pay a farthing
towards the exchequer for their amusement. Even France, which has
never pretended that betting was wrong and holds its most popular
race-meetings on Sunday, makes the betting class pay two and a half
per cent. of its winnings to the hospitals of the land; but in
England we allow this great source of revenue to go untouched.
I afterwards asked Sir Gaston how this was.
"Simple enough," he said. "If you tax betting you legalize it; and
then you have all Nonconformity in arms against you."
"But we let it go on," I said.
"Yes," he replied, "but that's England. We have a profound aptitude
as a nation for closing one eye."
"The odd thing about England in that respect," I said, "is that,
individually, all the Englishmen that one meets agree that we are
absurdly illogical if not hypocritical; yet in the mass these
hypocrisies are encouraged. How is that? In France the units are
representative of the national feeling; in England the units are not
representative."
"I don't know," said Sir Gaston. "The same problem has perplexed me.
I'm not proud of the anomaly."
"Are they all Jews?" I asked Dollie, in the ring.
"Nearly all, and the owners, too," said Dollie; "but that's all
right. What's the matter with Jews? They're good enough Christians,
most of them. Here's a tip-topper anyway," and he stopped to speak
to an eager anxious man in a white hat who, if he was not a Jew, had
been vaccinated with Hebrew lymph.
I was introduced to the tip-top Christian and he wished me a lucky
day.
"No money about," he said, "compared with what it used to be."
"Do you mean there's less betting?" I inquired.
"Oh no, much more," he said, "but; it's chiefly S.P. now. They don't
do it here as they used."
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