London Lavender : $b An entertainmentLucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
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London Lavender : $b An entertainment
Lucas, E. V. (Edward Verrall)
Humorous stories; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
"Twenty-four pounds to three and six pounds to three Peppermint, Mr.
Heathcote's friend," he continued, and was taking Dollie's various
commissions before I could move.
"That's the way," said Dollie, as we struggled back up the stairs.
"Those are the heads! If we only had Cabinet Ministers like that!"
We were in time to see the start through our glasses a mile away over
the crowds and the booths. A roar indicated that the horses were off
and at once the hubbub below quieted, only to break out afresh into
new offers as the horses began to assert themselves.
One race, knowing men often say, is as good as another; only one
horse can win anyway, and as desperate efforts to be that horse are
made at Lingfield as at Newmarket, Ascot or Epsom. This may be true,
on paper, but, as a matter of emotional fact, there is no race like
the Derby, because there is no race with so much human interest
behind it. These thousands of people cannot be disregarded; each
brings something of intensity. And then the stage management of the
Derby is so much more elaborate than that of any other race; the
steady growth of interest in the horses, the daily bulletins in the
press, the sweepstakes, and so forth. And the race itself--all
horses starting at the same weight and the same age. No, there may
by chance be finer riding in certain races of the year, and closer
finishes, but the Derby horses start in an air more heavily charged
with human electricity than any other, and, I imagine, always will.
For heroic endurance on a great scale, the Grand National; but for
the maximum of excitement, the Derby.
An outsider won, and the favourite was not even placed; and
immediately we knew the result we all knew why we should have backed
it if only we had thought a little longer. But at the Derby thought
is not easy; there is so much distraction, and the conditions of life
are so upset, that one's ordinary mental processes refuse to work.
The winner was a grey filly, and there was every reason why I, for
one, should have known it would win, because the only horse that I
had specially noticed on the way down was a grey filly rolling in a
field. Surely there was the finger of Providence in that! On my
mentioning this, Dollie asked with much asperity why I had not told
him?
"It meant nothing to me," I said, "partly because I am not a gambler,
and not a little because I had no notion that any of the Derby
runners were grey or fillies. Had I stayed at home and read the
paper I might have known; absurd to bring me to the course and then
expect me to know anything of the horses. There was no grey filly in
the paddock."
"No," said Dollie, "I'm afraid you're right. No one ever yet saw a
real horse in the paddock--at least, not until the race was over."
CHAPTER XVI
IN WHICH FOUR-LEGS MAKE MUCH ANXIETY FOR TWO-LEGS AND SIR GASTON
DEVELOPS OCCULT GIFTS
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