The combination of wit and beau in one person has, nevertheless, occasionally been seen, and the ordinary, or numskulled, beau has shared in the reputation created by such a combination, just as all judges are assumed to be sober. But in the days when beaux flourished wit of a very attenuated kind tickled the fancy of the public, who haunted the taverns patronized by the so-called wits. Even the jokes which passed at the Mermaid between Shakspere, Ben Jonson, and other professed jesters must appear to modern readers who are not absurdly prepossessed in favour of all that savours of antiquity, as heavy, dull, and often far-fetched. To justify what may appear rank heresy, let me quote one of Tarleton’s ’witty’ sayings. Tarleton was Shakspere’s friend and fellow-actor, _the_ low comedian of Queen Elizabeth’s reign, who probably suggested to Shakspere some of his jesters and fools. Now, this is what is transmitted to us as a specimen of his wit: Tarleton, keeping an ordinary in Paternoster Row, would approve of mustard standing before his customers to have wit. ’How so?’ inquired one. ’It is like a witty scold, meeting another scold, begins to scold first. So,’ says he, ’the mustard, being licked up and knowing that you will bite it, begins to bite you first.’ ’I’ll try that,’ says a gull, and the mustard so tickled him that his eyes watered. ’How now?’ says Tarleton. ’Does my jest savour?’ ’Ay,’ says the gull, ’and bite too.’ ’If you had had better wit,’ says Tarleton, ’you would have bit first. So, then, conclude with me that dumb, unfeeling mustard has more wit than a talking, unfeeling fool, as you are.’ And this was considered ’a rare conceit’ in the days of Shakspere. We are rather more exacting now. The beaux of the days we are speaking of were, indeed, poor specimens of humanity. They were a noisy, swaggering lot, as we learn from the author of ’Shakspere’s England.’ ’If a gallant,’ he says, ’entered the ordinary ... he would find the room full of fashion-mongers ... courtiers, who came there for society and news; adventurers who have no home ... quarrelsome men paced about fretfully fingering their sword-hilts, and maintaining as sour a face as that Puritan moping in a corner, pent up by a group of young swaggerers, disputing over cards.... The soldiers bragged of nothing but of their employment in Ireland and in the Low Countries.... The mere dullard sat silent, playing with his glove, or discussing at what apothecary’s the best tobacco was to be bought.’