Lost Sir Massingberd: A Romance of Real Life. v. 1/2Payn, James
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Lost Sir Massingberd: A Romance of Real Life. v. 1/2
Payn, James
Detective and mystery stories; Fiction
High truth embalmed in noble verse, yet no one heeds. The author of
those lines, my friend, is the greatest poet in Great Britain, and has
never possessed an income of a hundred pounds a year. They say that my
Lord Castlereagh has thirty thousand...--Stay, do you not hear wheels?
That must be Sitwell's gig. I have not the patience to see him now. His
sycophantic officiousness in fetching Sir Massingberd was too
contemptible. How can a man who has two legs given him to stand upright
upon, persist in grovelling through life upon all-fours?
'Heaven grant the man some noble nook;
For, rest his soul! he'd rather be
Genteelly damned beside a duke
Than saved in vulgar company.'
Do you receive him, Mr. Meredith; and tell him from me that it is no
thanks to him that his patient is yet alive. Now that the siege is
raised, I will just step in and see how the lad is getting on."
My host had left the room only a few seconds when Dr. Sitwell entered
it.
"My dear young friend!" exclaimed he, in an excited manner, "what on
earth has happened to Sir Massingberd Heath? He very nearly rode me down
ten minutes ago on Crittenden Common; and when I inquired after his
nephew, he replied--Well, I cannot repeat the exact words, because they
are so excessively shocking. Why, he must be out of his mind with grief!
I trust he did nothing impetuous, nothing that is to be regretted,
here?"
"No, sir," replied I; "he did not, thanks to our good host, who
withstood all his attempts to see his nephew. It was, however, most
indiscreet of you to send him hither. Mr. Harvey Gerard was exceedingly
annoyed by your doing so."
"My dear young friend," observed Dr. Sitwell, sinking his voice to a
confidential whisper, "Mr. Harvey Gerard is annoyed at many things which
would give most sensible persons a great deal of pleasure. He would as
soon admit a rattle-snake within his doors as a man of title, unless,
indeed, it be his friend, Sir Charles Wolseley. By the by, it is to Sir
Charles that my dear patient, Mr. Broadacres, is indirectly indebted for
his wound. If Sir Charles had not convened that revolutionary meeting at
Bangton, Mr. Broadacres would not have had to read the Riot Act, and
eventually got shot by mistake by his own men. It is denied by the
government, I perceive, that ball was fired by the troops at the first
discharge; but between ourselves such was certainly the case; for I
extracted the bullet from poor Mr. B. myself, and he has had to lie upon
his face ever since. Good heavens, sir, what a position for a man whose
family came in with the Conqueror!"
"Is this Sir Charles Wolseley, then, of whom one reads so much in the
papers, a friend of Mr. Gerard's?" said I. "I have heard Mr. Long remark
that he was a very dangerous man."
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