“Send for the police! Tell the porter to lock the gate, and fetch the
police!” shouted M’Kinlay. “I trust to show you, Sir, that you’re not
in Fifteenth-street, or Forty-sixth Avenue. I hope to prove to you that
you’re in a land of law and order.”
Overcome by his rage, he followed Rickards out of the room, declaring
that he’d make all England ring with the narrative of this outrage.
The legal mind, overbalanced for an instant, suddenly recovered its
equanimity, and he began to reflect how far he was justified in a
forcible detention. Would “a claim lie” for false imprisonment? Were he
to detain them, too, what should be his charge? Was it a trespass? Had
they been warned off? “Wait a moment, Rickards,” said he; “I must think
a minute or two. There’s a difficulty here. Where a person, passing in
the street, smashes accidentally--it must be accidentally--a pane of
plate-glass, of the value of, let us say five-and-twenty or thirty
guineas, the law only holds him responsible for the damage of an
ordinary window-pane; so that here it will be quite open to the defence
to show that this man imagined he was breaking a common jug, a mere
earthenware pipkin. It is, then, to the trespass we must look. Call the
lodge-keeper; say I wish to have a word with him.”
While Rickards hastened on his errand, Mr. M’Kinlay sat down to ponder
carefully over the case. Your men conversant with great causes in equity
and weighty trials at bar, are nervously fearful of meddling with the
small cases which come before petty tribunals. They really know little
about them, and are almost certain to fail in them; and they feel--very
naturally--ashamed at the sorry figure they must exhibit in such
failures.
“They’re all gone, Sir--they’ve made a regular retreat of it--not one
left.”
“Who--who are gone?”
“Them tourists, Sir. They overtook me as I went down the avenue, and
made George open the gate; and away they are, the whole of ‘em.”
“I’m not sorry for it, Rickards. I declare I’m not sorry. It would cost
more time and more trouble to follow them up than they’re worth; and
I am certain, besides, Sir Gervais wouldn’t have the affair in the
newspapers for ten times the amount of all the damage they’ve done him.
What’s that noise without--who’s coming now?”
“My Lady!” exclaimed Rickards, and hastened out to receive her. Mr.
M’Kinlay could notice that a short dialogue took place between the
ladies and the butler before they entered the door, and that they both
laughed at something he was telling them. Was the story that amused
them of him, or of the invasion? He had not time to consider, when they
entered.
“How d’ye do, Mr. M’Kinlay?” said Lady Vyner, quietly. “We’ve kept you
very long waiting, I fear. You may serve dinner at once, Rickards. Mr.
M’Kinlay will excuse our dining in morning dress, Georgina.”
“I should hope so,” said her sister, with a very saucy toss of the head.
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