"My dear uncle, you should allow a prisoner to state his own case
fairly--if he has not studied Burke on the 'Sublime and Beautiful,' the
'Patriot King,' and other models of pure English composition, you must
let a poor fellow express himself as he can, so that he speaks the
truth. So to proceed; we were talking of country pursuits, and Miss Lucy
could not understand how I could contrive to while away my time, after
being accustomed to town, Portsmouth, Southampton, Cheltenham,
Scarborough, Bombay, Calcutta and such places; how, in fact, I contrived
to vegetate here."
Lucy laughed merrily, and displayed in doing so a very pretty set of
white teeth. But Mr. Ware saw with regret that a new spirit had entered
their small circle of society, whose influence might do much to
counteract his own on the versatile disposition of his nephew, even
without being conscious of it.
"Well, aunt," Captain Clair continued gaily, "you look serious, as if I
meant any bad compliment to the sweetest village in England; though, my
dear aunt, vegetation is vegetation after all, whether displayed on the
Cotswold hills or in the back woods of America."
Mabel looked at him for an instant, and her deep blue eyes seemed to
deprecate a remark which her ever kind heart told her was giving pain.
Clair bowed, and then said almost in a whisper: "Thank you, I was
wrong," and continued his narrative, after a moment's pause.
"Well, as I before said, Miss Lucy wished to know how I amused myself in
the country, and, amongst other things, I mentioned my workshop,
situated, as you may remember, over the stable, and accessible only by a
ladder. However, this lady honored me by expressing a wish to see it,
and you know how difficult it is to refuse to gratify a lady's taste for
a hobby of our own, therefore, we proceeded to the stable, where, after
some time being spent in the ascent of the ladder, in looking at my
tools, and all my attempts at carpentering rickety garden chairs, and
tables that never will be persuaded to stand even, and after my giving
her a promise to turn her a jewel box, (which I hope she did not
believe) we experienced the same difficulty in coming down, that we did
in going up, but at length we are here, and at your service."
"What a long story about nothing," said his aunt.
"Then, if you think so, you do neither me nor my narrative justice; I
have given it for the amusement of the public, and feel myself ill-used
to find it not appreciated. Miss Lucy you play chess, you said. Honor me
by playing? We are ill-treated by the rest of the company, so may well
retire from notice."
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