Maid Marian, and Other StoriesSeawell, Molly Elliot
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Maid Marian, and Other Stories
Seawell, Molly Elliot
Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
"The overseer, Higgins, had tried to get a lawyer to help the
prosecuting attorney, but he couldn't do it, and the prosecuting
attorney, I tell you, had to be very careful what he said. The first
witness they put on the stand was Higgins. He told a mighty straight
story. He told of the quarrels between Miles Corbin and his wife, and
the threats he had heard her make of killing Corbin if he continued
to strike her. Then he told about my Yellow Bob waking him up in the
middle of the night, and of his going up to the house and seeing Miles
lying on the sofa dying, and Miles saying, 'My wife did this.' At this
there was such a thundering row in the court-house that the Court was
obliged to demand order. But Mrs. Corbin remarked, out loud: 'That
is true. He lied about me with his last breath.' Then the overseer
identified the pistol as the one he had seen in Mrs. Corbin's hands,
and saw on the drawing-room table on the night of Miles Corbin's death.
And altogether it made a bad showing.
"Yellow Bob was the next witness called for the prosecution. It was
rich testimony--ha! ha! ha!"
Yellow Bob chuckled gleefully over the recollection. "Ev'ything dat
ar persecutin' retorney ask me, I say 'Naw.' 'Did you seen Mr. Miles
Corbin on de sofa?' 'Naw, sah.' 'You waked Higgins up at the overseer's
house about midnight?' 'Naw, sir.' 'But Mr. Higgins says you did?' 'Mr.
Higgins, he ain't nuttin' but po' white trash. I doan' keer what he
say. I doan' know nuttin' 'tall 'bout Marse Miles Corbin dyin'. May be
he had de ager, an' he nose bleed, an' he bleed hisself ter de'f.' 'No,
he didn't have any ager. He was killed with the pistol.' 'Well, den,'
I say, 'may be Mr. Higgins kilt him.' De jedge larf at dat. 'But,'
said the persecutin' retorney, 'all the black folks seen you. They'll
swear to it.' 'Well, bring 'em up heah, an' ef dey swar I d'yar dat
night, I kin swar jes' as hard I warn't. Dem wuffless black niggers
ain't a-gwine ter disencourage me. Dem Corbin niggers allers was mighty
wuffless and lyin'. Dey done took a heap o' corn outen our corn-house.'
'Come, now,' says the persecutin' retorney, 'of course you were there
the night Mr. Corbin died. You gave the alarm.' 'I didn't give 'em no
sech a thing, I ain't got no 'larm ter give. I wish I hedn't tole 'em
nuttin' 'tall 'bout it,' I say, an' den de persecutin' retorney he say,
'Now you admit you were there.' 'Naw, I 'ain't remit it;' I say; 'I
doan know nuttin' but dat Mr. Higgins over yander is de meanest white
man gwine, an' Miss Ferginny, she an' missis is mighty thick; an' ef
she warn't de right kin' o' 'oman my missis wouldn't hev nuttin' 'tall
fur ter do wid her; an' dem black niggers kin swar all dey wants dey
seed me. I ain't cipherin' 'bout dem.' Den de persecutin' retorney he
say, 'I can't manage the witness,' and I jes' walk right outen de box
dey put me in, an' when I pass Miss Ferginny, I say, 'Sarvint, mistis.'"
The old colonel laughed uproariously during the recital.
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