England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
“Is it your wish, Miss Chrissie, that this image comes and stalks into
my kitchen as if the place belongs to him?” demanded the irate Susan.
“I didn’t mean to come in in that way,” said the astonished Tucker. “I
can’t help being big.”
“I don’t want him here,” said her mistress; “what do you think I want
him for?”
“You hear that?” said Susan, pointing to the door; “now go. I don’t
want people to say that you come into this kitchen after me.”
“I’m here by the cap’n’s orders,” said Tucker faintly. “I don’t want to
be here—far from it. As for people saying that I come here after you,
them as knows me would laugh at the idea.”
“If I had my way,” said Susan, in a hard rasping voice, “I’d box your
ears for you. That’s what I’d do to you, and you can go and tell the
cap’n I said so. Spy!”
This was the first verse of the first watch, and there were many
verses. To add to his discomfort he was confined to the house, as his
charge manifested no desire to go outside, and as neither she nor her
aunt cared about the trouble of bringing him to a fit and proper state
of subjection, the task became a labour of love for the energetic
Susan. In spite of everything, however, he stuck to his guns, and the
indignant Chrissie, who was in almost hourly communication with
Metcalfe through the medium of her faithful handmaiden, was rapidly
becoming desperate.
On the fourth day, time getting short, Chrissie went on a new tack with
her keeper, and Susan, sorely against her will, had to follow suit.
Chrissie smiled at him, Susan called him Mr. Tucker, and Miss Polson
gave him a glass of her best wine. From the position of an outcast, he
jumped in one bound to that of confidential adviser. Miss Polson told
him many items of family interest, and later on in the afternoon
actually consulted him as to a bad cold which Chrissie had developed.
He prescribed half-a-pint of linseed oil hot, but Miss Polson favoured
chlorodyne. The conversation then turned on the deadly qualities of
that drug when taken in excess, of the fatal sleep in which it lulled
its victims. So disastrous were the incidents cited, that half an hour
later, when, her aunt and Susan being out, Chrissie took a small bottle
of chlorodyne from the mantel-piece, the boatswain implored her to try
his nastier but safer remedy instead.
“Nonsense!” said Chrissie, “I’m only going to take twenty
drops—one—two—three—”
The drug suddenly poured out in a little stream.
“I should think that’s about it,” said Chrissie, holding the tumbler up
to the light.
“It’s about five hundred!” said the horrified Tucker. “Don’t take that,
miss, whatever you do; let me measure it for you.”
The girl waved him away, and, before he could interfere, drank off the
contents of the glass and resumed her seat. The boatswain watched her
uneasily, and taking up the phial carefully read through the
directions. After that he was not at all surprised to see the book fall
from his charge’s hand on to the floor, and her eyes close.
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