England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
The boatswain made no reply, except to grin with great intelligence as
he followed his charge upstairs again. He grinned at intervals until
the return of Susan and Miss Polson, who, trying to look unconcerned,
came in later on, both apparently suffering from temper, Susan
especially. Amid the sympathetic interruptions of these listeners
Chrissie recounted her experiences, while the boatswain, despite his
better sense, felt like the greatest scoundrel unhung, a feeling which
was fostered by the remarks of Susan and the chilling regards of Miss
Poison.
“I shall inform the captain,” said Miss Polson, bridling. “It’s my
duty.”
“Oh, I shall tell him,” said Chrissie. “I shall tell him the moment he
comes in at the door.”
“So shall I,” said Susan; “the idea of taking such liberties!”
Having fired this broadside, the trio watched the enemy narrowly and
anxiously.
“If I’ve done anything wrong, ladies,” said the unhappy boatswain, “I
am sorry for it. I can’t say anything fairer than that, and I’ll tell
the cap’n myself exactly how I came to do it when he comes in.”
“Pah! tell-tale!” said Susan.
“Of course, if you are here to fetch and carry,” said Miss Polson, with
withering emphasis.
“The idea of a grown man telling tales,” said Chrissie scornfully.
“Baby!”
“Why, just now you were all going to tell him yourselves,” said the
bewildered boatswain.
The two elder women rose and regarded him with looks of pitying
disdain. Miss Polson’s glance said “Fool!” plainly; Susan, a simple
child of nature, given to expressing her mind freely, said “Blockhead!”
with conviction.
“I see ’ow it is,” said the boatswain, after ruminating deeply. “Well,
I won’t split, ladies. I can see now you was all in it, and it was a
little job to get me out of the house.”
“What a head he has got,” said the irritated Susan; “isn’t it wonderful
how he thinks of it all! Nobody would think he was so clever to look at
him.”
“Still waters run deep,” said the boatswain, who was beginning to have
a high opinion of himself.
“And pride goes before a fall,” said Chrissie; “remember that, Mr.
Tucker.”
Mr. Tucker grinned, but, remembering the fable of the pitcher and the
well, pressed his superior officer that evening to relieve him from his
duties. He stated that the strain was slowly undermining a constitution
which was not so strong as appearances would warrant, and that his
knowledge of female nature was lamentably deficient on many important
points. “You’re doing very well,” said the captain, who had no
intention of attending any more Dorcases, “very well indeed; I am proud
of you.”
“It isn’t a man’s work,” objected the boatswain. “Besides, if anything
happens you’ll blame me for it.”
“Nothing can happen,” declared the captain confidently. “We shall make
a start in about four days now. You’re the only man I can trust with
such a difficult job, Tucker, and I shan’t forget you.”
“Very good,” said the other dejectedly. “I obey orders, then.”
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