England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction; Sea stories, English
The groom hesitated a minute, and then made way for Chrissie as the
boatswain assisted her to get up beside him; then Tucker, with a grin
of satisfaction at getting a seat once more, clambered up behind, and
they started.
“Have a rug, mate,” said the groom, handing the reins to Chrissie and
passing it over; “put it round your knees and tuck the ends under you.”
“Ay, ay, mate,” said the boatswain as he obeyed the instructions.
“Are you sure you are quite comfortable?” said the groom
affectionately.
“Quite,” said the other.
The groom said no more, but in a quiet business-like fashion placed his
hands on the seaman’s broad back, and shot him out into the road. Then
he snatched up the reins and drove off at a gallop.
Without the faintest hope of winning, Mr. Tucker, who realised clearly,
appearances notwithstanding, that he had fallen into a trap, rose after
a hurried rest and started on his fifth race that morning. The prize
was only a second-rate groom with plated buttons, who was waving cheery
farewells to him with a dingy top hat; but the boatswain would have
sooner had it than a silver tea-service.
He ran as he had never ran before in his life, but all to no purpose,
the trap stopping calmly a little further on to take up another
passenger, in whose favour the groom retired to the back seat; then,
with a final wave of the hand to him, they took a road to the left and
drove rapidly out of sight. The boatswain’s watch was over.
LOW WATER
It was a calm, clear evening in late summer as the _Elizabeth Ann_, of
Pembray, scorning the expensive aid of a tug, threaded her way down the
London river under canvas. The crew were busy forward, and the master
and part-owner—a fussy little man, deeply imbued with a sense of his
own importance and cleverness—was at the wheel chatting with the mate.
While waiting for a portion of his cargo, he had passed the previous
week pleasantly enough with some relatives in Exeter, and was now in a
masterful fashion receiving a report from the mate.
“There’s one other thing,” said the mate. “I dessay you’ve noticed how
sober old Dick is to-night.”
“I kept him short o’ purpose,” said the skipper, with a satisfied air.
“Tain’t that,” said the mate. “You’ll be pleased to hear that ’im an’
Sam has been talked over by the other two, and that all your crew now,
’cept the cook, who’s still Roman Catholic, has j’ined the Salvation
Army.”
“Salvation Army!” repeated the skipper in dazed tones. “I don’t want
none o’ your gammon, Bob.”
“It’s quite right,” said the other. “You can take it from me. How it
was done I don’t know, but what I do know is, none of ’em has touched
licker for five days. They’ve all got red jerseys, an’ I hear as old
Dick preaches a hexcellent sermon. He’s red-hot on it, and t’others
follow ’im like sheep.”
“The drink’s got to his brain,” said the skipper sagely, after due
reflection. “Well, I don’t mind, so long as they behave theirselves.”
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