Well, a boy with a uniform picked up our satchels and showed us into the
elevator and then went into our room first and lighted the lights. Then
he sort of stood around and eyed us like there was something he wanted
to say, but he didn’t say a word. We looked at him right back, because
we weren’t going to let on that we cared a rap what any kid with a
uniform on did or said. Pretty soon Mark says:
“Well, was there anythin’ you was n-needin’?”
“Huh!” says the kid.
“What you hangin’ around for, anyhow?”
“I guess you hain’t traveled much,” says the boy.
“It hain’t p-p-part of your job to tell us, is it?”
“Did you ever hear of a tip?” says he.
“Tip?” says Mark.
“Most generally gentlemen gives us bell-boys a tip when we carry their
bags to their room,” says he.
“Tip of what?” says I. “I hain’t got no tip unless it’s the tip of my
nose.”
“A tip is money,” says the boy.
“We hired this here room for two dollars and a half, didn’t we?”
“Yes,” says he.
“We didn’t make no b-bargain with you about carryin’ satchels, nor with
the man at the counter, did we?”
“No,” says he. “Nobody does. But everybody gives tips. You _got_ to give
tips.”
“Hain’t you p-paid wages for doin’ what you do?”
“Yes, but they hain’t enough.”
“Then,” says Mark, “you ought to make the hotel raise your pay and not
go t-t-tryin’ to gouge it out of folks that stays here.”
“Everybody does it,” says the boy. “You can’t never git nothin’ done in
a hotel if you don’t tip.”
“Do you git a tip every time you carry a satchel?”
“Yes.”
“Now you look here. I got an idee you’re tryin’ to git somethin’ out of
us ’cause we’re kids and come from Wicksville. I’m g-g-goin’ to f-find
out. If it’s the custom, why, I’ll give you a tip ’cause I want to do
what’s right. But if you’re t-tryin’ to do us out of money, why, you
won’t git it. I’m goin’ to ask the man behind the counter.”
And that’s what he done. He went right down and asked, and the man
laughed like all-git-out and told Mark all about tips, and Mark told
_him_ what he thought about them, and then he give the boy a dime and we
went to bed.
We went to sleep in a minute and it seemed like it wasn’t more than a
minute before we was awake again. Mark woke up first and gouged me in
the ribs till I woke up. Then we dressed.
“It’s f-five o’clock,” says Mark. “We want to git our breakfast and
hustle. You kin bet a man with a big job on a r-r-railroad is down to
work early. He’d have to be. Maybe we kin s-see the man we want about
six o’clock and git an early train home.”
So we went to a serve-self place where you didn’t eat off of a table,
but off of the arm of your chair, and we et quite a good deal and it was
good. Then we came back to the railroad station and it was just six
o’clock. There wasn’t many folks around, but we found a man in a uniform
and Mark asked him who was boss of all the freight-cars. The man told
him he guessed the general freight agent was, and Mark says, “Where’s
his office?”
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