Married or single?, Vol. 1 (of 3)Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
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Married or single?, Vol. 1 (of 3)
Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
English fiction -- Irish authors
the second post is due, and receive one of your welcome letters;
and I know that I am not dreaming, but that I am actually married.
Oh, Laurence, I sometimes look at the Harpers and say to myself--If
they knew! I wish that this waiting was over! I wish my father would
come! This delay makes me so nervous and so jumpy. It’s like sitting
in a dentist’s drawing-room! I sincerely hope that anticipation
will prove to be the worst part of the business. Miss Harper is
coming. I hear her heavy step! No--I breathe again. Only fancy, she
asked me yesterday, with one of her old sharp looks, _whom_ I was
always writing to? and I was fortunate to have so many friends--such
wonderful correspondents! With a kind of sneer, then, she said, ‘I’m
going out, and I may as well post your letter,’ but I need not tell
you that I declined her amiable offer, and posted it myself. You say
that baby screams at night, and must be consigned to an outhouse, if
he continues to make night hideous. How inhuman of you, Laurence,
to write such horrid things, even in joke! Do you think he could
possibly be missing _me_, or is this a foolish idea with respect to
an infant of five months old? Ask Mrs. Holt to feel his gums. Perhaps
it is a tooth? And now good-bye, with many kisses to him, and kind
remembrances to the Holts.
“I am, your loving wife,
“M. W.”
Very shortly after this letter was despatched Mrs. Harper received
a telegram from the agents to say that the _Ophir_ was expected at
Plymouth the next afternoon.
What a fuss ensued, what rushing and running and packing, and calling
for twine and luggage labels, and leather straps and sandwiches on the
part of an excited spinster, who was enchanted at the prospect of a
jaunt down to Devonshire--all expenses paid. Once fairly off, and away
from her own familiar beat, she was little better than a child. It was
not Miss Harper who looked after Madeline, but Madeline who took care
of her. At every big station she was seized with a panic, and called
out, “Porter, where are we now? How long do we stop? Do we change? Is
the luggage all right?” Her fussy flight to the refreshment-rooms,
and frantic dashes back to the carriage--usually the wrong one--was
amusing to her fellow-travellers, but not to Madeline; and, besides
this, her shrill and constant chatter about “your father,” “I do hope
the _Ophir_ won’t be late,” “she is a splendid steamer, 10,000-horse
power,” “and I hope they have had a good passage,” made her former
pupil feel a keen desire to say something cross, knowing that Miss
Harper imagined that she was impressing the other inmates of the
carriage, but in reality was making herself supremely ridiculous.
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