Married or single?, Vol. 2 (of 3)Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
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Married or single?, Vol. 2 (of 3)
Croker, B. M. (Bithia Mary)
English fiction -- Irish authors
All went merry as a marriage bell. The dinner was a success. There
was no hitch; the laundress (with interludes devoted to the crack in
the door) safely brought up course after course. Now they had ceased,
and the company were discussing dessert, and many of the topics of
last season--Henley, Ascot, Mrs. Pat Campbell, the rival charms of
Hurlingham and Ranelagh.
“Wynne here never goes to these frivolous places,” said Treherne.
“I’m not a member, you see.”
“‘Can’t afford it,’ that’s his cry to all these delights. He can afford
it well--a single man, no claims on his purse, and getting such fees.”
“Fees, indeed! How long have I been getting a fee at all?” he asked
good-humouredly.
“There’s Milton, who has not half your screw--keeps his hunters.”
“Ah, but he has a private income. I’m a poor man.”
“You old miser! You don’t even know the meaning of the word ‘poverty.’
How do you define it?”
“In the words of the plebeian philosopher, ‘It ain’t no crime--only an
infernal ill-convenience.’”
“Well, I shouldn’t think it had ever ill-convenienced you much--eh,
Miss West?”
Miss West--born actress--made a gesture of airy negation, and, turning
quickly to Mr. Fitzherbert, asked him “if he remembered Mrs. Veryphast
last season, and her extraordinary costumes. She quite gloried in her
shame, and liked to know that every eye was fixed upon her. She had
one awful gown--pale yellow, with enormous spots. She reminded me of a
Noah’s-ark dog. It was her Sunday frock; but it was not as bad as her
hat, which was like an animated lobster salad--claws and all.”
Then Mr. Fitzherbert had his turn, and told several anecdotes that had
already seen some service, but which made Miss West laugh with charming
unrestraint. Presently it occurred to the two gentlemen guests that the
lady had come for an audience, that it was nearly nine o’clock, and,
making one or more lame excuses, which, however, were very readily
accepted, they rose reluctantly, and, taking a deferential leave of
Miss West, with a “By-bye, old chappie,” to their host, effected their
exit, leaving--had they but known it--Mr. and Mrs. Wynne _tête-à-tête_,
alone.
“Well, Laurence,” exclaimed Madeline, with her usual smiling and
_insouciant_ air, rising slowly, coming to the fire, and spreading her
hands to the blaze.
“Well, Madeline,” he echoed, following her, laying his arm on the
mantelpiece, and looking as severe as if he were going to cross-examine
a witness. “What does this mean? Have you gone mad, or have you come to
stay?”
“Not I,” she replied coolly, now putting an extremely neat little shoe
upon the fender. “Papa is away, and won’t be back until late, and I
took it into my head that I would come over and dine with you, and
give you an agreeable surprise; but”--with a laugh--“seemingly it has
been a surprise only; the word ‘agreeable’ we may leave out.”
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