It was my intention to devote a long and distinct paragraph to each of
four other subjects, that appear to me no less adapted for the
consideration of waking dreamers. These are, respectively, Ghosts,
Labyrinths, Regattas, and the Eleven Thousand Virgins of Cologne. But it
is well to leave something to the reader's perspicacity and inventive
powers. Indeed, why should he not fancy--dream is the more appropriate
term--that he himself has undertaken to complete these special
paragraphs? Let his imaginary pen glide, swift and effortless, over his
imaginary foolscap. Ten to one, he will fill in and elaborate my
outlines, far better than I could work them out myself. For instance, I
do but mention Ghosts; he might summon to his presence, and bid troop
before him, hosts upon hosts of his friends or relatives, or of his
chosen heroes and heroines in romance and history. He might clothe them
in white or in grey; he might attire them in their ordinary habiliments;
in short, he might parade them according to his own taste, without
reference to mine, which whould be a clear point in his favour.
Accidentally, I might call up some spirit that had vexed and thwarted
him through life, for no man whose experience is worth remembering hath
not had his enemies, hidden or revealed, and very few are the men, fewer
the women, who have never disposed of a rival. My reader of the moment,
invested with my functions, will of course evoke none but his familiars,
the well-bred and well-behaved. Let me be grateful accordingly that, by
transferring the responsibility to him, I escape the chance of bringing
forward, innocently and inopportunely, some social Banquo. And so I pass
on, with one single word of caution to my substitute in completing this
paragraph: let him not convert his pen into a Pre-Raphaelitish
paint-brush. Airy beings must be rather hinted than described. The
realism of anatomical plates, applied to them, would spoil the reader's
dream _in toto_, and wake him up perhaps more hopelessly than ever.--As
to Labyrinths, the course is obvious. Take a dozen of these quaint
contrivances, and place them side by side, as Paulsen or Paul Morphy may
place the sundry chess-boards whereat he is to play, simultaneously and
blindfolded, an equivalent number of games. Pop, over the hedges and
into the very core of each one, any personage against whom you have a
grudge, or any one of the Ghosts just convened that may have been
troublesome; and then challenge the incarcerated individuals to find
their way out of limbo, by the gravelled pathways. Should one of the
whole number emerge, through extraordinary good luck, quietly tip him
back again over the hedge, or defy him to retrace his steps and regain
the centre. You may enlarge this suggestion, I think, into a paragraph
reasonably long.--The same with Regattas. I am almost sorry that I gave
up to you so felicitous a topic; for all ages and all waters may be laid
under contribution.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account