May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
History
May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
Now Tarlyon recognised the shadow that had spoken first for Ian Black,
the great surgeon, and a great friend of his since the distant days
when he had operated on Tarlyon’s unhappy dead wife, Virginia, she who
had lived for pleasure and found only pain. And Tarlyon spoke out in a
dim voice and said:
“Ian Black, much as I like having you about you must not operate on me
for appendicitis in this house, which is but a garage. Remember I am
staying with Hugo, and I came to stay with him on the distinct
understanding that I was to have only pneumonia. Not a word was said
between us about appendicitis, and I am sure that Hugo would be annoyed
at my abusing his hospitality, so will you kindly put that beastly knife
away?”
But at that very moment Hugo came in and took a glass of iced wine and
looked depressed, saying that his wife was in terrible pain and that he
couldn’t bear it and that the whole garage was strewn with doctors
murmuring among themselves; but as to a spot of appendicitis, said Hugo,
poor old George could go ahead and make himself quite at home and have
just what he liked. Whereupon Tarlyon at once closed his eyes again, and
then they put something over his mouth and he passed away, thinking,
“_That’s_ all right.” But it could not have been quite all right, he
thought on waking suddenly, for although he could not see very well he
could hear quite distinctly, and the voice of Dr. Chill was saying:
“My dear Mr. Black, I am sorry to have to say this, but I certainly do
not consider this among your most successful operations. My patient’s
pulse is entirely arrested, and I am afraid there is now no hope. Are
you sure, Mr. Black, that the coroner will think you were quite wise to
operate when he was in so low a condition? And I am sure,” says he,
“that you are not at all wise to sew up that wound with the sponge still
inside.”
“Oh, shut up!” says Mr. Black, for the same was a short-tempered man
much addicted to over-calling at bridge.
Tarlyon did not hear any more before he went off again; but when he
awoke this time he did not feel the sickly after-effects of chloroform,
he did not feel anything at all except that he was very weak and had a
tummy-ache. The room seemed much lighter, too, than when he had seen it
last, and many more people were in it, and then he heard a squealing
noise and thought: “Good God, where am I?”
And he tried to speak but could not, he tried hard but all he could
achieve was a sort of mewing noise similar to the squealing noise, and
then the blood simply rushed to his head with rage, for there was Hugo’s
tiresome face bending over him and there were Hugo’s tiresome eyes
simply running with tears.
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