May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming peopleArlen, Michael
History
May Fair : $b being an entertainment purporting to reveal to gentlefolk the real state of affairs existing in the very heart of London during the fifteenth and sixteenth years of the reign of His Majesty King George the Fifth: together with suitable reflections on the last follies, misadventures and galanteries of these charming people
Arlen, Michael
Great Britain -- History -- George V, 1910-1936 -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
It was for Shirley more than for himself that he was distracted with
grief, for he realised only too well what must have happened. Shirley,
the poor darling, must have been having terrible trouble in
childbirth--and all for that foul Hugo’s wretched heir with the bald
head--while he had died of pneumonia-cum-appendicitis in the next room.
His soul having left his body--while Ian Black and Dr. Chill were still
arguing about it--he had, or it had, wandered about between the two
rooms for a while and then, while Shirley wasn’t looking, had slipped
into her body and expelled her soul into the outer darkness.
That his supposition was only too accurate was presently proved beyond
all doubt. Hugo had managed to sneak into the room again, and when
Tarlyon opened his eyes he looked at Hugo beseechingly for news,
whereupon the wretched man at once kissed him. But Tarlyon must have
looked so furious, even with Shirley’s pretty face, that the fat nurse
at once stopped Hugo from clinching again; and when Tarlyon again looked
beseechingly towards the wall of the room in which he had had pneumonia
Hugo nodded his head cheerfully and said: “Yes, he’s dead, poor old
George. Doctor said he would have lived if he hadn’t been such a hard
drinker. Poor old George. They are embalming the corpse in Vichy Water
at the moment.”
Tarlyon lost count of time, of days and nights, he lost count of
everything but the number of his discomforts and fears. He spent hours
with closed eyes enumerating the terrors in store for him as a woman, as
a pretty woman, as Hugo’s wife. It would be no use his saying that he
was not really Shirley but her brother George, for people would only
think he was mad. Of course he would divorce Hugo as soon as he was
better; it was too revolting to have Hugo’s face shoved close to his own
on the slightest provocation. Heavens, how well he now understood the
many ways in which men can infuriate women! And then, chief among the
terrors of his new life, must be the bringing-up of that awful baby with
the bald head. As it was, he was seeing a great deal too much of it, the
fat nurse would always be bringing it to him and pushing it at him, but
as to taking it into bed with him Tarlyon wasn’t having any, not even
for the look of the thing when his mother came into the room. For one
day his mother did come, and she in deep mourning for his death, and
she stood above him with sad eyes, and as she held the wretched baby she
whispered: “Poor George! How he would have loved his little nephew!” Fat
lot she knew, poor old mother.
But always it was Hugo and his repellently affectionate face who was the
last straw. One evening he managed to get into the room in his pyjamas,
in Tarlyon’s pyjamas, in Tarlyon’s black pyjamas, and saying to the fat
nurse: “I must just kiss her once,” furtively approached the bed. But
Tarlyon was ready, and now he was just strong enough to lash out at Hugo
as he bent down----
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