Detective and mystery stories; Private investigators -- England -- Fiction; Saint (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“And there you have it,” he concluded. “Heard in cold blood, with the
sun shining and all that, it sounds preposterous enough to make dear
old Munchausen look like gospel. But you’ve seen a bit of it yourself,
and perhaps that’ll make it easier for you to believe the rest. And
what it boils down to is that the Tiger is in Baycombe, and so am I,
and so are the pieces of eight; and the Tiger wants my head on a tin
tray, and I want his ill-gotten gains, and we’re both pretty keen to
hang on to our respective possessions. So, taken by and large, it
looks like we shall come to blows and other Wild and Woolly Western
expressions of mutual ill-feeling. And the point is, Pat, and the
reason why I felt you had a right to know all the odds—is that you’ve
gone and cut in on the game. By last night, the Tiger had to face the
risk that I might have talked to you, and the way you behaved
generally won’t have eased his mind any. You might be a danger or you
might not, but he can’t afford to take chances. To be on the safe
side, he’s got to assume that you and I are as thick as thieves. So
you see, old soul, you’re slap in the middle of this here jamboree,
whether you like it or not. You’re cast for second juvenile lead in
the bloodcurdling melodrama now playing, and your name’s up in red
lights all round the Tiger’s den—and the question before the house is,
What Do We Do About It?”
He was leaning forward so that he could see her face, and she knew
that he was desperately serious. She knew, also, instinctively, that
he was not a man to exaggerate the situation, however much he might
play the buffoon in other directions.
“Now, here’s my suggestion,” said the Saint. “I know a bloke called
Terry Mannering, who lives on the other side of Devonshire, and he can
deal with fun and games as well as I can. He has a wife, whom you’ll
love, and a very good line in yachts, being nearly as rich as I should
like to be since his Old Man kicked the bucket. If I took you over and
told Terry that it’d be good for all your healths if you went cruising
off to the West Indies or somewhere else a long way off for a few
months, till the tumult and the shouting dies, so to speak, and the
Tigers and their Cubs depart—well, I know the three of you’d be on the
high seas in no time. And the Tiger and I would be rude to each other
for a bit, and when it was all over and he was decently buried I’d let
you know and you could come back. What about it?”
Patricia studied her shoe; and she said, in a very Saintly way:
“What, indeed?”
“You said?” rapped Simon.
“What about it?” queried Patricia. “It might be rather a good idea
some time, but you can’t rush it like that. Besides, I’m rather
enjoying myself in Baycombe.”
Simon got up.
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