Adams, Nick (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
_1st Soldier_—Ain’t I seen ’em? I seen plenty of them. I tell you, he
was pretty good in there to-day.
[_The second Roman soldier smiles at the Hebrew wine-seller._]
_2d Soldier_—You’re a regular Christer, big boy.
_1st Soldier_—Sure, go on and kid him. But listen while I tell you
something. He was pretty good in there to-day.
_2d Soldier_—What about some more wine?
[_The wine-seller looks up expectantly. The third Roman soldier
is sitting with his head down. He does not look well._]
_3d Soldier_—I don’t want any more.
_2d Soldier_—Just for two, George.
[_The wine-seller puts out a pitcher of wine, a size smaller
than the last one. He leans forward on the wooden counter._]
_1st Roman Soldier_—You see his girl?
_2d Soldier_—Wasn’t I standing right by her?
_1st Soldier_—She’s a nice-looker.
_2d Soldier_—I knew her before he did. [_He winks at the wine-seller._]
_1st Soldier_—I used to see her around the town.
_2d Soldier_—She used to have a lot of stuff. He never brought _her_ no
good luck.
_1st Soldier_—Oh, he ain’t lucky. But he looked pretty good to me in
there to-day.
_2d Soldier_—What become of his gang?
_1st Soldier_—Oh, they faded out. Just the women stuck by him.
_2d Roman Soldier_—They were a pretty yellow crowd. When they seen him
go up there they didn’t want any of it.
_1st Soldier_—The women stuck all right.
_2d Soldier_—Sure, they stuck all right.
_1st Roman Soldier_—You see me slip the old spear into him?
_2d Roman Soldier_—You’ll get into trouble doing that some day.
_1st Soldier_—It was the least I could do for him. I’ll tell you he
looked pretty good to me in there to-day.
_Hebrew Wine-seller_—Gentlemen, you know I got to close.
_1st Roman Soldier_—We’ll have one more round.
_2d Roman Soldier_—What’s the use? This stuff don’t get you anywhere.
Come on, let’s go.
_1st Soldier_—Just another round.
_3d Roman Soldier_—[_Getting up from the barrel._] No, come on. Let’s
go. I feel like hell to-night.
_1st Soldier_—Just one more.
_2d Soldier_—No, come on. We’re going to go. Good-night, George. Put it
on the bill.
_Wine-seller_—Good-night, gentlemen. [_He looks a little worried._] You
couldn’t let me have a little something on account, Lootenant?
_2d Roman Soldier_—What the hell, George! Wednesday’s pay-day.
_Wine-seller_—It’s all right, Lootenant. Good-night, gentlemen.
[_The three Roman soldiers go out the door into the street._]
[_Outside in the street._]
_2d Roman Soldier_—George is a kike just like all the rest of them.
_1st Roman Soldier_—Oh, George is a nice fella.
_2d Soldier_—Everybody’s a nice fella to you to-night.
_3d Roman Soldier_—Come on, let’s go up to the barracks. I feel like
hell to-night.
_2d Soldier_—You been out here too long.
_3d Roman Soldier_—No, it ain’t just that. I feel like hell.
_2d Soldier_—You been out here too long. That’s all.
CURTAIN.
BANAL STORY
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