Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“Well, never mind. We’ll drink some milk and then we’ll go for a
little walk, but I think that to-morrow perhaps the rehearsals
needn’t begin until after breakfast. There’ll be a long morning
before you and you can rehearse in the morning and take the
nature study in the afternoon.”
“Yas’r,” said Minerva, a shade of reluctance in her tone which I
attributed to the mention of nature study. Minerva evidently
wanted life to be one grand sweet song.
All that morning snatches of melody floated over the landscape
in the which landscape we were idly lolling under the trees
reading, and I think that household duties were neglected, but
that James was not averse to work was shown by the fact that he
carried great armfuls of kindling wood into the kitchen.
When Ethel went out there just before lunch she found the west
window banked up to the second sash with kindling wood.
Ethel likes to have the whole house in ship shape order, and
this unsightly pile of wood in the kitchen went against the
grain. There was enough there to last a week and meantime the
kitchen was robbed of that much daylight.
James sat on the door-sill idly whittling a piece of kindling
and Minerva, temporarily songless, was getting lunch ready.
“Oh, James,” said Ethel after a rapid survey of the situation,
“I wish if you haven’t anything else to do that you would pile
that kindling wood out in the woodshed.”
She told me he burst into his hearty laugh, and, rising with
alacrity, he said:
“Certainly, Mrs. Vernon,” and for the next half hour he was
busily employed in undoing what he had done in the half hour
before.
“Oh, it will be easy to find employment for him along those
lines,” said I when she told me. “We’ll just make him do things
and undo them and that laugh of his will keep Minerva sweet
natured and he’ll earn his wages over and over again.”
“Well, it seems sort of wicked to make a human being do
unnecessary things just for the sake of making him undo them
again,” said my mistress of economics.
“In cases like that the end justifies the means.”
After lunch that day Ethel interrogated Minerva as to her
feelings.
“Oh, Mis. Vernon, James is like human folks to me. He’s in a way
different from you an’ Mist. Vernon.”
“Do you mean you think he’s better?” said Ethel, more to draw
Minerva out than for any other reason.
“No, but he’s more folksy. You an’ Mist. Vernon, after all’s
said an’ done, is white. It ain’t dat he’s kinder dan you, but
he’s more my kind. My, he’d be lovely in de city.”
Minerva sighed.
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