Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"Loomis, Charles Battell
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Minerva's Manoeuvres: The Cheerful Facts of a "Return to Nature"
Loomis, Charles Battell
Country life -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Married people -- Fiction; New England -- Fiction
“Minerva, don’t think about the city, you wouldn’t have such a
chance to sing together in the city as you have here. I couldn’t
get up such a concert as this is going to be in the city, but up
here you have just that much more freedom.”
“Minerva,” continued Ethel, “You needn’t scrub the kitchen floor
this afternoon. I want you and James to join a little school
that I am going to get up.”
“Never did like school,” said Minerva.
“Well,” said Ethel, feeling that she had approached the subject
in the wrong way, “I don’t mean a school where you have to sit
in a stuffy room and do sums on a board and learn to read and
write. I mean that we are going out into the woods to learn
something about the denizens of the woods and fields.”
“Yas’m,” said Minerva.
Minerva was an emotional being. There was never any doubt of
that. I think it was the next day that Ethel and I were
returning from a walk and we saw James leave the kitchen and go
around to the front of the house as if he were looking for some
one.
When he saw us he said:
“Have you seen Minerva?”
We told him we had not, but just then we all saw her coming out
of the woodshed with a handful of kindlings, her cat, still
somewhat sticky, perched on her shoulder.
She entered the kitchen and I was just about to ask James a
question about the Hurlbert Home when the now familiar shrieking
voice of Minerva came to us through the open kitchen window.
“Ow, ow, take it away. Ow, I’m bitten.”
Ethel, alarmed, started for the house. I, nonplussed, stood
still. James burst out laughing.
A moment later Minerva came running out of the front door, her
apron over her head.
“What is it, Minerva?” said Ethel, taking hold of her and
uncovering her face.
“Ow, Mis. Vernon, dere’s der stranges’ animal in the kitchen.
Tain’t a dog an’ it has a mouth like hinges, an’ I’m afraid
it’ll eat Miss Pussy up.”
“What a child you are, Minerva,” said Ethel. “There’s no animal
there. I’m sure of it.”
“Let’s see what it is,” said I, and turned to speak to James,
but he had disappeared.
I could hear his hearty voice shattering the air with laughter,
but I could not see him.
“Come, we’ll go in and see this beast,” said I. “Perhaps it’s a
rat.”
“’Deed it ain’t a rat. I ain’t agoin’ in. It’s scutterin’ all
over de place, an’ it’s stark naked.”
Scuttering all over the place and stark naked. A light burst on
me.
Ethel and I went in hand in hand, because her hand sought mine.
I can not say that I was afraid.
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