"Oh! Tom, Tom, tha'llt nivver be the man thi feyther's bin. Why, if so be he hasn't a brace on him, that's no reason we suddn't find 'em i' his pockets if we tuk care to put 'em theer oursen when we've quieted him. We sud produce 'em i' court, an' seein's believin'. 'Sensation i' Coort!' that's what th' pappers 'll say. It'll be a 'Sizes job or a Sessions job for Ephraim then, an' if aw know owt o' th' laws o' our great an' free country, it'll be monny a long year an' after before either thee or yon gipsy wench 'll set een on him agen." "It saands all reet, it saands all reet. Aw'll sleep on it, feyther. Come, let's be goin'. Aw'm dry, an' th' dinner 'll be spoilin'. Let's to whom an' think on it." And the worthy pair, gun under arm, picked their way across the heather towards Bill's o' Jack's. It may be guessed that I was in no ways inclined to follow them. Mary's barm went clean out of my mind, but if I'd had to go without home-brewed "for the rest of my natural," as folk say, I wouldn't have shown my face within the doors of "the Moorcock" that day. Instead I faced right about, and made my way to run as fast as I could in the opposite direction. My first thought was to hunt up Ephraim and put him on his guard. My second and better to talk the matter over with my father. Here was a plot to cast an innocent man into prison; one of the law-less tribe, to be sure, for whom a good many people thought prison wasn't bad enough, but a tribe my father regarded as to some extent part of the flock confided to his keeping, and I thought he ought to be taken into counsel. I'll confess that just for one moment the thought flashed across my mind that if Eph. were, by whatever diabolic device, put out of Tom o' Bill's way he would by the same stroke be put out of mine, and the gamekeeper would have the sorry work of pulling the chestnuts out of the fire for the parson's son. But I scouted this devil's whisper without ado. However bad Ephraim might be, and were he ten times as dangerous a rival for Miriam's hand and heart he should not fall into this snare, and Bill o' Jack's and Tom o' Bill's should be hoist with their own petard, if human wit could compass it. I found my father deep immersed in the preparation of his next Sabbath's discourse, and of this his mind was so full that I had, with what patience I could assume, perforce to lend him my ears, though I fear not much of my mind, whilst he recapitulated the heads of his sermon. This weighty matter at length dismissed the good man lighted his pipe, bade Ruth bring in a measure of home-brewed and settled himself in his chair to learn what had brought me over to Pole Moor of a weekday (wart day we called it), when I ought by right to have been tending my loom at Wrigley Mill. Ruth had perched herself saucily on the arm of the old oak chair in which he sat and idly straightened his thin grey locks whilst he listened to my tale.