JOHNNY. _[confidentially to Lina]_ You wont mention our little conversation, Miss Shepanoska. It'll do no good; and I'd rather you didnt. TARLETON. Weve just heard about it, Johnny. JOHNNY. _[shortly, but without ill-temper]_ Oh: is that so? HYPATIA. The cat's out of the bag, Johnny, about everybody. They were all beforehand with you: papa, Lord Summerhays, Bentley and all. Dont you let them laugh at you. JOHNNY. _[a grin slowly overspreading his countenance]_ Well, theres no use my pretending to be surprised at you, Governor, is there? I hope you got it as hot as I did. Mind, Miss Shepanoska: it wasnt lost on me. I'm a thinking man. I kept my temper. Youll admit that. LINA. _[frankly]_ Oh yes. I do not quarrel. You are what is called a chump; but you are not a bad sort of chump. JOHNNY. Thank you. Well, if a chump may have an opinion, I should put it at this. You make, I suppose, ten pounds a night off your own bat, Miss Lina? LINA. _[scornfully]_ Ten pounds a night! I have made ten pounds a minute. JOHNNY. _[with increased respect]_ Have you indeed? I didnt know: youll excuse my mistake, I hope. But the principle is the same. Now I trust you wont be offended at what I'm going to say; but Ive thought about this and watched it in daily experience; and you may take it from me that the moment a woman becomes pecuniarily independent, she gets hold of the wrong end of the stick in moral questions. LINA. Indeed! And what do you conclude from that, Mister Johnny? JOHNNY. Well, obviously, that independence for women is wrong and shouldnt be allowed. For their own good, you know. And for the good of morality in general. You agree with me, Lord Summerhays, dont you? LORD SUMMERHAYS. It's a very moral moral, if I may so express myself. _Mrs Tarleton comes in softly through the inner door._ MRS TARLETON. Dont make too much noise. The lad's asleep. TARLETON. Chickabiddy: we have some news for you. JOHNNY. _[apprehensively]_ Now theres no need, you know, Governor, to worry mother with everything that passes. MRS TARLETON. _[coming to Tarleton]_ Whats been going on? Dont you hold anything back from me, John. What have you been doing? TARLETON. Bentley isnt going to marry Patsy. MRS TARLETON. Of course not. Is that your great news? I never believed she'd marry him. TARLETON. Theres something else. Mr Percival here-- MRS TARLETON. _[to Percival]_ Are you going to marry Patsy? PERCIVAL _[diplomatically]_ Patsy is going to marry me, with your permission. MRS TARLETON. Oh, she has my permission: she ought to have been married long ago. HYPATIA. Mother! TARLETON. Miss Lina here, though she has been so short a time with us, has inspired a good deal of attachment in--I may say in almost all of us. Therefore I hope she'll stay to dinner, and not insist on flying away in that aeroplane. PERCIVAL. You must stay, Miss Szczepanowska. I cant go up again this evening.