City and town life -- Fiction; Gossip -- Fiction; Virginia -- Fiction
"And there never was anybody who could waste words like you do. If
you don't stop eating all that sweet stuff they tell me you live on
you'll be dead before you're ready for judgment, and too fat to get
through gates of any kind. I want to know about the things for lunch.
Is your part all right?"
"Yes, ma'am! And the only things fittin' to eat, cordin' to my
thinkin', is what's been made right here. All that truck what's come
from Washington is just slops, and, if you mark me, you'll be dead if
it's et. I got too much respect for my insides to put things in me what
looks like them things Miss Jane's been unwrappin' all the mornin'. And
I tell you right now, Miss Gibbie, you better not be puttin' of 'em in
you. They's flauntin' plum in the face of Providence. My stomach--"
"Is not to have a taste. And mine can take care of itself. I sent for
you to tell you I want vegetable soup for dinner to-night, thick and
greasy. The fish must be cold and no sauce, the goose half done,
ham raw, vegetables unseasoned, rice pudding with no sugar, bread
burnt, and coffee weak as water. If you see that this is done I will
give you five dollars to-morrow. If anything is fit to eat you don't
get a cent."
"Jehosaphat hisself!" Tildy's hands went up under the apron and the
latter fell backward over her head. For a moment she rocked, then
threw the apron off her face and dropped in a chair opposite Miss
Gibbie, head protruding terrapin-wise, and eyes bulging.
"Now what in the name of--"
Miss Gibbie nodded toward her. "Did you understand what I said?"
"Yes, ma'am, I understand. That is, I heared it." Tildy's head was
shaken from side to side. "But 'tain't Gault doin's to put
high-falutin', Frenchified, crocheted-rosette food before some folks
what ain't used to it, and field-hand grub before them what's the
airiest in town. Ain't nothin' like that ever been done in this house,
what's been known for its feed for fifty years, and I don't believe
your pa would like it, that I don't. But--"
"A man was once hung for not minding his business, Tildy. Ever hear of
him? Now you go right straight along back to the kitchen and see that
what I want done is done. For the lunch you must do your best. Things
are to be as good at that as they are bad for dinner to-night. Are you
sure you understand?"
"Yes'm. I hear you. And that five dollars--"
Miss Gibbie waved her out. "Depends entirely on yourself. Not a penny
unless I am satisfied. You understand that, too, don't you?"
"I does that." Tildy's chuckle was heard down the hall, and again Miss
Gibbie pressed the bell on the table. Three rings were sounded this
time, and Jackson, hearing his signal, hurried to her sitting-room,
and at the open door stood waiting until she was ready to speak.
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