England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
They crossed, and walked beside the blank wall of the works.
Ashton was again invited, in plain language, to preserve silence by
putting his head in a bag. The lights went out in the restaurant
opposite; on the first floor a match was struck and applied to the gas
globes; the music of a pianoforte was heard.
“It’s a shame,” declared Hards, throwing out his arms emphatically, “a
right-down shame for a nice-looking young woman of her sort to be left
alone and neglected. Here she is, able to cook, able to play, very good
to look at, and she’s no business to be left by herself.”
“Evidently she don’t want to be left with you.”
“You hop off home,” ordered Hards, “soon as ever you like, and take that
book with you, and don’t you ever attempt to interfere again with matters
you’ve got no concern in. Otherwise—”
His friend hurried away without taking the opportunity to hear the
alternative.
Mr. Hards waited until his niece came out with a letter for the post. A
whistle brought her to him from the pillar-box.
“Who was it addressed to?” he demanded. The girl replied that she had
omitted to look.
“’Pon my word,” he cried, “I seem to be surrounded by lunatics. Nobody’s
got a particle of sense, so far as I can ascertain, excepting myself. No
wonder I can’t manage matters as I should like. But, putting all that on
one side, what I want now is another interview with her.”
“Judging by what she said after you left, you’re not likely to get it.”
“Look here, my girl. It was your own mother’s suggestion at the start,
and she won’t be best pleased if you make yourself a stumbling-block.
She, for some reason, seems to have got tired of me living in her house
at Greenwich, and it was her idea I should marry well, and settle down
somewhere else. Apart from which, I’ve arrived at a time of life when I
need a woman’s care and good feeding, and enough money in my pocket to
stand treat to friends after they’ve stood treat to me.” He spoke
distinctly. “I’m going to knock at that door over there presently, and
you’ve got to let me in, and you can stand by and listen whilst I say a
few words, and put it all on a proper footing.”
“But she hates the very sight of you.”
“The sort of sensation,” he declared, “that can soon be turned to love.”
Mr. Hards thought it wiser, on finding himself outside the door of the
restaurant, to give a sharp double knock. He smiled contentedly on
hearing young Mrs. Crowther’s voice call out: “It’s all right, Ethel.
Only the postman. I’ll answer him!” She opened the door, and faced him
with a look of expectancy that at once vanished.
“Excuse me, ma’am,” he said, taking off his hat, “but I’ve been speaking
my mind to that young fellow, and he asked me to call back and apologise
on his behalf. I never noticed what he’d been up to, altering that date;
it wanted a lady’s sharpness and a lady’s intelligence to detect that.
What he wants me to say is he acted on the impulse of the moment.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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