Modern literature: a novel, Volume 1 (of 3)Bisset, Robert
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Modern literature: a novel, Volume 1 (of 3)
Bisset, Robert
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction
sister-in-law to go to the first meeting of that sort which should be
held at Doncaster, “wishing,” he said, “to have a view of the Yorkshire
lasses.”--They readily agreed to his proposal, and about a week after
repaired to the festive scene. Thinking an auxiliary might be useful,
in carrying on his enterprize, he had bethought himself of applying to
the attorney, and opened his mind so much to the satisfaction of that
learned gentleman, that he declared he should want no assistance in his
power. The lawyer, early in the day appointed for the ball, rode to
Doncaster, and making a visit to the alderman’s lady, informed her, by
way of news, that there was to be a Scotch gentleman of _four_ thousand
a year in the assembly room that evening, the elder brother of parson
Wentbridge’s son-in-law; that he had heard much of Miss Sourkrout, and
had been making many enquiries about her temper and dispositions. Mrs.
Alderman regarding a dowager mayoress as a very high lady, and having
attained the pinnacle of dignity at which she herself aspired, was
desirous of gratifying the mother and daughter, and hastily conveyed to
them this intelligence.
Both madam and miss were arouzed. A triumph over the daughter of
Wentbridge, who was the wife of a younger brother of the squire, was
not the least consideration with either. No beauty that mantua-makers
or milliners could bestow on so short a notice was spared. When the
company met, the laird having learned which was Miss Sourkrout, after
taking something of a circuit round the room, came to miss, and very
respectfully requested the honour of her being his partner in a country
dance, when they should begin. Miss most graciously complied, and,
though fond of exhibiting herself in a minuet, forbore for the present
that gratification. He, meanwhile, entered into conversation with
both miss and her mother. He soon took a great fancy to the sagacity
of the old lady, and the ingenuity of the young one. At length, the
time for their dance arrived, and a couple exhibited themselves, which
attracted the eyes of the company more than any that appeared that
evening.--The gentleman extremely lank, with high cheek-bones, a lean
visage, the solemn seriousness of aspect which so often distinguishes
our northern countrymen, opposed the lady, squab, fat, and blowsy,
flirting and simpering; he with narrow shoulders, and a flat chest; she
with back broad and brawny, chest large, deep, and capacious. The swain
moved in the attitude of a trotting dromedary, so useful to Arabs; the
nymph like a quadruped which, though little relished by Jews, is not
without value among Christians, and if we may believe Fielding, had
even occupied the chief care of a christian pastor[1]. As both had
laboured extremely hard, they were very happy when the rules of the
assembly suffered them to have rest. The mother most politely thanked
the laird for his attention to Grizzle, to which he answered, after
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