"Yes, yes; I've seen lately a little rococo Pompadour one, second-hand."
"Take care! you don't go back far enough; I didn't say Pompadour, which
would land you in the middle of Louis XV's reign! I said Louis XIV."
"Fourteenth or fifteenth! so long as it ain't too dear.--But what's all
this? when I said you were in funds, I wasn't mistaken, was I? You've
bought a new hat! I must say, you did well; for yours wouldn't have
lasted out a storm."
"A new hat! What are you talking about, my fair hostess? I have thought
of it more than once, but I have not yet carried out my project."
"Why, what's this, then?"
Madame Louchard took a hat from the commode and handed it to Cherami,
who stared at it with wide-open eyes; for the hat was quite new and of a
stylish shape.
"What the devil! is that my hat? That's a surprising thing; it has
changed, much to its advantage; it has grown at least two years younger;
and it fits me, pardieu! Yes, it fits me nicely; it's just the shape of
my head."
"Of course you bought it yesterday?"
"Oh! no, I didn't buy it, I tell you again. Ah! I see: when I left that
wedding ball, I was a little excited--a little angry; I seized the first
hat that came under my hand, thinking it was mine."
"Well, there's no denying that you've got a lucky hand; you haven't lost
by the change."
"Oh! dear me, such mistakes occur so often at balls and evening parties,
that, frankly, I shall not demand mine back."
"You will make no mistake; but the man who found your hat in place of
his--he may want his back."
"Very well! let him come; I am ready for him; I'll return his old tile,
and give him others to boot."
"Ah! but that isn't all."
"What else is there, Widow Louchard? Can it be that I came home with two
hats? I admit that that would astonish me."
"No, it isn't a hat this time; but this cane--this isn't your
clothes-beater, which wasn't worth six sous."
Madame Louchard picked up a cane which lay in a corner of the room; it
was a genuine rattan, with an agate head surrounded by gold rings, and
cut in very peculiar fashion. She showed it to Cherami, who exclaimed in
admiration:
"Oho! why, that's a beauty! A charming cane, excellent style--not too
heavy; I like this sort of cameo for a head very much."
"So you got your cane the same way you did your hat, eh?"
"Pardieu! that goes without saying. It stood beside the hat. You see, I
had placed my switch beside my beaver--so the joke was complete."
"Well, you're mighty lucky in your mistakes; that's sure. This cane must
have cost a lot of money."
"Oh! I have seen much finer ones than this, in the old days. What the
devil are you looking for on the floor and on the furniture, Madame
Louchard?"
"_Dame!_ I'm looking to see if you haven't brought something else home,
by mistake."
Cherami instantly sat up in bed, crying:
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