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He rose frequently in the small hours to swallow one of the Hornsby
lozenges or, when these palled upon him, one of the Glarges. At times
he gargled, and at others, filling his chest to the fullest extent and
retaining his breath to the utmost of his capacity, he murmured the
syllables which he had been assured would strengthen the vocal chords.
He could not, in a stranger's house and at such an hour, permit himself
the loud roar which the Voice Producer had insisted upon: it would
have been discourteous and, what was worse, it might have impaired
his now assured reputation for consistency and sober judgment. It was
doubtless, however, owing to this unfortunate but necessary omission
that he owed, next day, his complete inability to speak above a whisper.
He rose tired out at seven, dressed wearily, and came down upon that
fatal day, November 19, 1911. He saw with increased depression that
it was raining. He was, I am sorry to say, so distressed during the
heartfelt and simple family prayers of the household as to overset
the chair at which he knelt; and at breakfast his nervousness was so
intense as to be positively painful to his kind host and hostess, who
pressed upon him with assiduous hospitality, kidneys, eggs, bacon,
haddock seethed in milk, sausages, cold pheasant, Virginia peach-fed
ham, and kedgeree. He was indifferent to all these things.
During the few moments after breakfast which our great English
merchants devote to glancing at the daily Press, he could not bring
himself to look at the papers which lay upon the table. He so dreaded
the insults of the one, he dreaded so much more in another the
condensed reports of what he might have said, that he found himself
longing, in a sort of dazed way, for some news sheet in which the
world might be presented to him empty of his own famous name. As it
was, I repeat, he dared not open one of them.
Luckily for him his cheery host did not leave him long in this misery.
He found him standing listless in the hall, slapped him on the back and
said in a loud and hearty voice:
"You've got to come with me! The motor's ready and the Missus'll be
coming down at once." Then he whispered as the suggestion required:
"Brandy? All's Mum!"
Mr. Clutterbuck refused it, and in a few moments his host had returned
with a decanter of the inspiring beverage. Mr. Clutterbuck gulped a
great mouthful fearfully, choked, and suffered, but he was grateful,
and the more grateful for the rapidity with which Mr. Stephens suddenly
rapt the dangerous friend away.
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