Mr. Fortune's PracticeBailey, H. C. (Henry Christopher)
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Mr. Fortune's Practice
Bailey, H. C. (Henry Christopher)
Detective and mystery stories; Forensic scientists -- Fiction
The bridge-players were getting up. Sally Winslow was announcing that
she had lost all but honour. Mrs. Faulks wore a ruthless smile. Sally
went off to bed.
“Oh, Mrs. Faulks,” her sister cried, “do come! Mr. Fortune is
lecturing on crime.”
“Really. How very interesting,” said Mrs. Faulks, and transfixed
Reggie with an icy stare.
“The perfect criminal in one lesson,” Alice Beach laughed. “I feel a
frightful character already. All you want is luck, you know. Or else
Mr. Fortune catches you every time.”
“I say, you know, Alice,” her husband protested.
A scream rang out. Alice stopped laughing. The little company looked
at each other. “Where was that?” Tom Beach muttered.
“Not in the house, Colonel,” Faulks said. “Certainly not in the
house.”
Tom Beach was making for the window when all the lights went out.
Alice gave a cry. The shrill voice of Mrs. Faulks arose to say,
“Really!” Colonel Beach could be heard swearing. “Don’t let us get
excited,” said Faulks. Reggie Fortune struck a match.
“Excited be damned,” said Tom Beach, and rang the bell.
Reggie Fortune, holding his match aloft, made for the door and opened
it. The hall was dark, too.
“Oh, Lord, it’s the main fuse blown out!” Tom Beach groaned.
“Or something has happened in your little power station,” said Reggie
Fortune cheerfully, and his host snorted. For the electricity at
Cranston Regis comes from turbines on the stream which used to fill
the Tudor fish-ponds, and Colonel Beach loves his machinery like a
mother.
He shouted to the butler to bring candles, and out of the dark the
voice of the butler was heard apologizing. He roared to the
chauffeur, who was his engineer, to put in a new fuse. “It’s not the
fuse, Colonel,” came a startled voice, “there’s no juice.”
Colonel Beach swore the more. “Run down to the powerhouse, confound
you. Where the devil are those candles?”
The butler was very sorry, sir, the butler was coming, sir.
“Really!” said Mrs. Faulks in the dark, for Reggie had grown tired of
striking matches. “Most inconvenient.” So in the dark they waited. . .
And again they heard a scream. It was certainly in the house this
time, it came from upstairs, it was in the voice of Sally Winslow.
Reggie Fortune felt some one bump against him, and knew by the weight
it was Faulks. Reggie struck another match, and saw him vanish into
the darkness above as he called, “Miss Winslow, Miss Winslow!”
There was the sound of a scuffle and a thud. Colonel Beach stormed
upstairs. A placid voice spoke out of the dark at Reggie’s ear, “I
say, what’s up with the jolly old house?” The butler arrived
quivering with a candle in each hand and a bodyguard of
candle-bearing satellites, and showed him the smiling face of Captain
Cosdon.
From above Colonel Beach roared for lights. “The C.O. sounds peeved,”
said Captain Cosdon. “Someone’s for it, what?”
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