Mr. Fortune's PracticeBailey, H. C. (Henry Christopher)
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Mr. Fortune's Practice
Bailey, H. C. (Henry Christopher)
Detective and mystery stories; Forensic scientists -- Fiction
“Go to bed,” said Reggie. “What’s the time? Time runs on, doesn’t it?
Yes, go to bed.”
“Oh, but, Mr. Fortune, you are disappointing,” Alice Beach cried.
“I am. I notice it every day. It’s my only vice.”
“I do think you might be interested!”
“A poor crime, but her own,” Captain Cosdon chuckled. “It’s no good,
Mrs. Beach. It don’t appeal to the master mind.”
“You know, Fortune, it’s devilish awkward,” the Colonel protested.
“I’m sorry. But what can we do? You might call up your village
policeman. He’s four miles off, and I dare say he needs exercise. You
might telephone to Thorton and say you have been burgled, and will
they please watch some road or other for some one or other with a bag
of silver and a set of cameos and a ruby brooch. It doesn’t sound
helpful, does it?”
“It sounds damned silly.”
“But I thought you’d find clues, Mr. Fortune,” Alice Beach cried,
“all sorts of clues, finger-prints and foot-prints and----”
“And tell us the crime was done by a retired sergeant-cook with pink
hair and a cast in the eye,” Cosdon grinned.
“You see, I’ve no imagination,” said Reggie, sadly.
“Confound you, Cosdon, it isn’t a joke,” Colonel Beach cried.
“No, I don’t think it’s a joke,” Reggie agreed.
“One of your perfect crimes, Mr. Fortune?”
“Well, I was sayin’--you have to allow for chance. There was a lot of
luck about.”
“What are you thinking of?”
“The time, Mrs. Beach. Yes, the flight of time. We’d better go to
bed.”
But he did not go to bed. He stirred the fire in his bedroom and
composed himself by it. The affair annoyed him. He did not want to be
bothered by work and his mind insisted on working. Something like
this. “Philosophically time is an illusion. ‘Time travels in divers
paces with divers persons.’ Highly divers, yes. Time is the trouble,
Colonel. Why was there such a long time between the first scream and
the second scream? Sally tumbled down. Sally was fumbling in the
dark: but it don’t take many minutes to get from her room to the
stairs. She took as long as it took the chauffeur to run to the
powerhouse. He started some while after the first scream, he had
found what was wrong and put the light on again within a minute of
the second. Too much time for Sally--and too little. How did Sally’s
burglars get off so quick? Faulks ran up at the second scream. The
rest of us were there next minute. They were there to hit Faulks.
When we came, we saw no one, heard no one and found no one.” He shook
his head at the firelight. “And yet Sally’s rather a dear. I wonder.
No, it didn’t go according to plan. But I don’t like it, my child. It
don’t look pretty.”
He sat up. Somebody was moving in the corridor. He went to his table
for an electric torch, slid silently across the room, flung open the
door and flashed on the light. He caught a glimpse of legs vanishing
round a corner, legs which were crawling, a man’s legs. A door was
closed stealthily.
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