Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas: Collected, Improved and Re-arranged from Punch — John Shaqi
Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas: Collected, Improved and Re-arranged from PunchAnstey, F.
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Mr Punch's Model Music Hall Songs and Dramas: Collected, Improved and Re-arranged from Punch
Anstey, F.
Humorous songs -- England -- Texts; Musicals -- Librettos -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Revues -- Librettos -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
_Peter_ (_aside_). A pin! what dire misgivings wring my heart!
[Hops forward with a cold dignity, holding one foot in his
hand.
You seem in some excitement, Emily?
_Emily_ (_wildly_). _You_, Peter!... tell me--have you found a pin?
_Peter_ (_with deadly calm_). Unhappy girl--I _have_!
(_To_ Bridesmaids.) Withdraw awhile,
And should we need you, we will summon you.
[_Exeunt_ Bridesmaids; EMILY _and_ PETER _stand facing each
other for some moments in dead silence._
The pin is found--for I have trodden on it,
And may, for aught I know, be lamed for life.
Speak, Emily, what is that maid’s desert
Whose carelessness has led to this mishap?
_Emily_ (_in the desperate hope of shielding herself_).
Why, should the fault he traced to any maid,
Instant dismissal shall be her reward,
With a month’s wages paid in lieu of notice!
_Peter_ (_with a passionless severity_).
From your own lips I judge you, Emily.
Did they not own just now that you had heard
The falling of a pin--yet heeded not?
Behold the outcome of your negligence!
[_Extends his injured foot._
_Emily_. Oh, let me kiss the place and make it well!
_Peter_ (_coldly withdrawing foot_). Keep your caresses till
I ask for them.
My wound goes deeper than you wot of yet,
And by that disregarded pin is pricked
The iridescent bubble of Illusion!
_Emily_ (_slowly_). Indeed, I do not wholly comprehend.
_Peter._ Have patience and I will be plainer yet.
Mine is a complex nature, Emily;
Magnanimous, but still methodical.
An injury I freely can forgive,
Forget it (_striking his chest_), never! She who leaves about
Pins on the floor to pierce a lover’s foot,
Will surely plant a thorn within the side
Of him whose fate it is to be her husband!
_Emily_ (_dragging herself towards him on her knees_).
Have pity on me, Peter; I was mad!
_Peter_ (_with emotion_). How can I choose but pity thee, poor soul,
Who, for the sake of temporary ease,
Hast forfeited the bliss that had been thine!
You could not stoop to pick a pin up. Why?
Because, forsooth, ’twas but a paltry pin!
Yet, duly husbanded, that self-same pin
Had served you to secure your gaping train,
Your self-respect--and Me.
_Emily_ (_wailing_). What have I done?
_Peter_. I will not now reproach you, Emily,
Nor would I dwell upon my wounded sole,
The pain of which increases momently.
I part from you in friendship, and in proof,
That fated instrument I leave with you
[_Presenting her with the pin, which she accepts mechanically._
Which the frail link between us twain has severed.
I can dispense with it, for in my cuff
[_Shows her his coat-cuff, in which a row of pins’-heads is
perceptible._
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